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Howdy
05-04-2009, 01:00 PM
An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts:

"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have trailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

Triple B!
05-04-2009, 03:05 PM
Just goes to show ya...
Paybacks are a trailpro ROFL!!!!! (mouth off to me will ya, hahaha)

Speaking of German.... anybody hear from Hagen? :wondering [Crazy, Really Tall German Redneck that I hope is going to TrikeFest because I know he did last year..... heehee)

Howdy
05-04-2009, 08:31 PM
Just goes to show ya...
Paybacks are a trailpro ROFL!!!!! (mouth off to me will ya, hahaha)

Speaking of German.... anybody hear from Hagen? :wondering [Crazy, Really Tall German Redneck that I hope is going to TrikeFest because I know he did last year..... heehee)

I have talked to hage a couple times via email and he is coming to TF this year. Hagen is planning on coming here and spending a day with my kids and myself. May go to Cedar Point (http://www.cedarpoint.com/) or Kings Island (http://www.visitkingsisland.com/) for the day. I might even suprize him with a African Safari (http://www.africansafariwildlifepark.com/). These are all within 2 1/2 hours from here.

Howdy

firehart
05-04-2009, 08:40 PM
I took German in High School, but my grandpa forgot more German than I ever learned. I tried speaking German to him and he would just give me a puzzled look. He was not allowed to speak German outside the home when he was a kid.