View Full Version : Micheal Jackson rushed to hospital.
TrailerRider
06-25-2009, 06:07 PM
And is now dead....
some reports say he is dead - live tv, however, isn't reporting it as such.
leevarnado
06-25-2009, 06:22 PM
his nose probably fell off again,lol
TrailerRider
06-25-2009, 06:28 PM
his nose probably fell off again,lol
:lol: You deserve :beer for that one.
The Goat
06-25-2009, 06:42 PM
that fool is dead.
no respect.
ScottZJ
06-25-2009, 06:46 PM
Yep its official he is gone.
Just heard. Actually been dead this morning, just now let it out to the media.
hublake
06-25-2009, 07:27 PM
Yep its official he is gone.
Where did he go?
TrailerRider
06-25-2009, 07:37 PM
To a place called: Deliverance
The Goat
06-25-2009, 07:40 PM
so that's what hell is called...who knew?
MyMistress86R
06-25-2009, 07:45 PM
OMG...formaldehyde will keep anyone from death...
Where did he go?
TO HELL I hope! with his neverland petifile azz!:mad:
hancadam
06-25-2009, 08:46 PM
All of you are ((no typing around the word filters please)) up! His body is not even cold yet.
outtaline
06-25-2009, 08:48 PM
syko you he went to his happy place.........3rd grade
All of you are ((no typing around the word filters please)) His body is not even cold yet.
you kidding me? all the surgerys that white woman had she hasnt felt warm in years! only warmth she felt was cuddlin up to little boys...:mad:
Lots of tact shown in here.
Truth is - the man was never found guilty of any charges against him. More then that, he was a father too & leaves behind 3 very young children. And by all accounts he was nothing short of a wonderful father to those 3 children who I am sure are utterly DEVASTATED tonight having just lost their father.
Banage
06-25-2009, 10:09 PM
Wow the king of pop dead at 50. Half the members here dont even know who he is.
Lots of tact shown in here.
Truth is - the man was never found guilty of any charges against him. More then that, he was a father too & leaves behind 3 very young children. And by all accounts he was nothing short of a wonderful father to those 3 children who I am sure are utterly DEVASTATED tonight having just lost their father.
oh please that walking freakshow was a molester adn just used his influence and money to take care of those problems, I enjoyed hiw music growing up, but a weirdo.... is still a weirdo :rolleyes:
maggiesboy
06-25-2009, 10:20 PM
Wow the king of pop dead at 50. Half the members here dont even know who he is.
sure we do .... he taught us to "Beat it" :beer
maggiesboy
06-25-2009, 10:21 PM
this just in McCaully Culkin is on suicide watch.
Nick_R_23
06-25-2009, 10:30 PM
I heard he got rushed to the nearest childrens hospital...
Too early?? :postwhore
-Nick :TrikesOwn
outtaline
06-25-2009, 10:57 PM
All I can think of is a good METALICA song ......OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND. HAHAHA LOL. And about the kids good hopefully they can go to some serious rehab and have a chance at not growing up to be a wierdo.
leevarnado
06-25-2009, 11:44 PM
now that he has kicked the bucket i wonder how much i can get for this pic,lol.
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hondahaulic
06-26-2009, 01:21 AM
ive heard that since his body is over 95% plastic, his body will go through an altered cremation process and he will be melted down and made into legos. That way, little boys can play with him for a change.
maggiesboy
06-26-2009, 03:39 AM
ive heard that since his body is over 95% plastic, his body will go through an altered cremation process and he will be melted down and made into legos. That way, little boys can play with him for a change.
that is wrong in so many ways .... but funny as all hell!
UlsterATCFan
06-26-2009, 05:29 AM
Apparently it wasnt a heart attack at all, he was found in the local childrens' hospital having a stroke....
WIkid500
06-26-2009, 08:39 AM
Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. When God greated her at the gates, he granted her 1 final wish. Her wish was for all the children of the world to be safe......so he killed Michael Jackson!!!!
honda250sx
06-26-2009, 09:02 AM
L. Ron Hubbard was seen commandeering a spaceship last night with Michael in the co-pilots seat . Elvis was in the back seat ! True story !
leevarnado
06-26-2009, 10:36 AM
Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven. When God greated her at the gates, he granted her 1 final wish. Her wish was for all the children of the world to be safe......so he killed Michael Jackson!!!!
now that is funny,lol.
Rm250RF900R
06-26-2009, 11:27 AM
Do you think if they dug him up 100 years later, his face would still look the same because it was all plastic anyways?
HondaHarry
06-26-2009, 11:34 AM
this is probably my favorite MJ Joke.
"What do MJ and a Grocery Bag have in common?"
"They are both White, Made of Plastic, and Harmful to Children."
word just in:
Micheal Jackson... died from suffering a stroke from lack of oxygen, shortly before taken to the hospital they found him choking on a 12 year old weiner.
.
maggiesboy
06-26-2009, 01:06 PM
this is hot off the AP newswire:
McDonalds and Burger King are fighting over the rights to sell the new Michael Jackson Burger, a 50 year old piece of meat in between 10 year old buns!
Dirtcrasher
06-26-2009, 01:29 PM
^Oh man, some of these are great!!
You just wait till the "immature police" show up :lol:
He's a freak, an unhappy in his own skin child molesting freak.
Yes, he was cleared of charges and OJ didn't murder anyone either...........
Rm250RF900R
06-26-2009, 01:38 PM
^ I agree completely. I have no remorse for this sob.
Lots of tact shown in here.
Truth is - the man was never found guilty of any charges against him. More then that, he was a father too & leaves behind 3 very young children. And by all accounts he was nothing short of a wonderful father to those 3 children who I am sure are utterly DEVASTATED tonight having just lost their father.
A wonderful father???? Where's that picture of that dumb sumbitch holding his baby out over a balcony??? That's not what I call a great father. I feel no loss, no sadness. I think he got what was coming to him.
maggiesboy
06-26-2009, 05:58 PM
Michael Jackson wrote a book in the days before he died. It is titled "the ins and outs of child rearing"
PaTriker
06-26-2009, 06:42 PM
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
Hey, Get outta my sun.
factoryX
06-26-2009, 07:30 PM
lol, they just decided that since 98% of mj was made of plastic they are going to melt him down and make legos, so that kids can still play with him.
This just in, doctors say that his heart just could not beat it...
factoryX
06-26-2009, 07:35 PM
How do you tell that micheal jackson is on a date?
there is a big wheel parked up front.
Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
The Goat
06-26-2009, 07:58 PM
Stop it steve you're being immature!
Who am I kidding...
What do Michael and the obese woman have in common?
Both are good for a laugh.
Burn pedo burn.
If you weren't guilty you wouldn't have settled for millions each time.
Okay here's a question for those in here with kids, would you let your kids stay at his house? Not even the same room, just in his house?
Post whatever ya want, we all know the real answer.
hondahaulic
06-27-2009, 02:38 AM
you guys know why michael liked twenty eight year olds so much?...... because theres twenty of them!
factoryX
06-27-2009, 03:09 AM
psh, why does micheal jackson get excited about the number 10? because it usually means two 5 year olds...
Banage
06-27-2009, 08:00 AM
here is another question, where the hell were all these parents, letting their kids stay the night at his house? after the first case, guilty or not you would think no parent would be dumb enough to send them to the ranch. alone, unsupervised. I myself would never send never ever send my kids to anyplace over night w/o me or mom. none of these parents were friends with MJ they didnt know his intentions. they just wanted a babysitter to go sell their body for crack cash
maggiesboy
06-27-2009, 04:26 PM
I love the jokes .... tasteless or not, they are funny
By Richard Shim
Posted on ZDNet News: Jul 28, 2009 11:00:00 PM
Wal-Mart Stores have announced a plan to honor the passing of MJ.
A Wal-Mart representative this week told CNET News.com that the retail giant will pay homage to the musical icon & that in honor of MJ's passing, this weekend at Wal-Mart, all little boys pants are half off.
factoryX
06-30-2009, 05:09 AM
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090629/ten-grieving-jackson-fans-commit-suicide-8a3eada.html
now his fan are killing them selfs!:lol: :lol: :lol:
Rm250RF900R
06-30-2009, 09:37 AM
That is just ridiculous. People these days.
By Richard Shim
Posted on ZDNet News: Jul 28, 2009 11:00:00 PM
Wal-Mart Stores have announced a plan to honor the passing of MJ.
A Wal-Mart representative this week told CNET News.com that the retail giant will pay homage to the musical icon & that in honor of MJ's passing, this weekend at Wal-Mart, all little boys pants are half off.
omg!! LMFAO!:lol: :lol: :lol: and just when I thought you were getting all tearied eyed about this Saul... you saved your soul!! good one!! lmfao!!
omg!! LMFAO!:lol: :lol: :lol: and just when I thought you were getting all tearied eyed about this Saul... you saved your soul!! good one!! lmfao!!
:beer I can laugh at things, and myself, too. :lol:
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