Super Junky's Column



Before we begin, I would like to comment that this is a new addition to the site due to some recent transpiring events with a well known figure in the dirtbike world who has voiced his opinon against threewheelers . Usually, I would refrain from such childish and immature things, but I'm gonna make an exception in this case, hehe.
Nothing on this page is to be taken literally, it is for comic relief only, do not read if you are easily offended by swearing, or anything that is not politicly correct.

If you want to send a letter to Super Junky, Click Here It might be added next update. BUT DO NOT EXPECT A SERIOUS REPLY!

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Dear Super Junky,

I recently bought a 1983 kawasaki brand three-wheeler. I believe it is a #160 from the klt series. I need some transmission parts for this machine, where would I be able to locate some? Also what is your experience with one?

Sincerely,
I dont know much about KLT's.

My experience with the klt is a wonderful and joyous one. That year we had quite a good hookup for some liquid...err....anyway...the klt transported me to magical realms. Considering it was one of the worst trikes ever made, it suited the bill perfectly...And the 8 klt's that we had...acquired through some dealings...all died mysteriously in random locations 50 miles in the mountains. Let me tell you that was a hardcore trip!...err...uhh....survival adventure!

Oh, about the parts...Hardly anybody makes parts for that hunk of shit...probably not even kawasaki at this point. If your gonna think about dealing with the psychonauts ride of choice, atleast get one of the better models. Super Junky.

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I'm trying to change the tire on my 1980 ATC185 and I just cannot get the tire to break loose on the bead for anything in the world. I've even tried a hammer and chisel. The sawzall comes next, help me out.

Sincerely,
I Hate tires.

 You hate tires do you? Let me tell you boy, I have humped tires all my life, and I absolutely hate the motherfuckers. Back when I was a wee lad and before the discovery of some of the finer things in life, I used to change my trike tires by cutting the beads off with steak knives. Judging from your email, this would be the best and safest tactic for you to use on this. Super Junky.

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Dear Super Junky,

The swingarm bearings in my '83 200x have been in really bad shape for sometime. So recently I decided to try and change them out. Everything was going fine till I needed to get the swingarm bolt out. I couldn't get it budge but a friend of mine said I needed a big sledge hammer. So I borrowed one but now the end of the bolt is all beat up and larger then the rest of it, and it couldn't fit back through the hole even if I did get it loose. I dont have a cutting torch or much tools...help!

Regards,
Working from my Honda toolkit.

Well there, Mr. fucktard. It seems you have run into a large problem. What you need, is a bigger hammer. Pound that fucker til it fits, then pound it some more to be sure. Just like when that dealer tried to stiff me on that 60 grams of pcp..but thats a story for another day. If your girly ass little arms cant swing a big enough hammer to do the job, then I think you should call it quits my boy. Might as well castrate yourself now and plot the 10,000$ in surgery, your gonna need it for you future in drug addiction anyway and Fag hookers have that whole Jeffery dommer thing going on. On that note, If your still determined, email me again and I will work out some plans out of my mass intellect for you to redneck it out even worse then you already are, fucko. Super Junky.

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Super Junky is a world re-known nobody who is currently in and out of drug rehab more then fat mans hand in an open cookie jar. He currently serves 3wheelerworld.com in his spare time as a payment to his loan shark. Become a star! send YOUR letter to Super Junky-
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