Attack of the KILLER spiders.....

[mongoosesks]

Look at all these grown men afraid of a little itty bitty spider You guys do realize your at the top of the food chain don't you.

I like spiders they eat annoying flying bugs like flies, moths, ect. I have come to an agreement with the spiders at my house. They can go anywhere as long as its not in the kill zone. The kill zone includes my bedroom, the workshop, the floor, or below the kill line which is the first 6' feet above the floor. Additionally if there is a web over a week old and has not caught a bug it is removed.

[The Goat]

And they are plotting your death in the attic.

Some guy called the hotel the other night to complain that his wife was bit by a spider on hotel property. Outside mind you, in the trees where she was doing god knows what. He was an ass looking for a free nights stay... But he's like, my wife's arm hurts bad and she has this red streak going up her arm...

I cut him off, "rather than looking for a free stay from us, you may wish to rush your wife to the hospital... Sounds like a black widow bite to me" dead silence on the other end. "seriously?" "yeah..." "......HONEY!" Trashy ass people.

[fabiodriven]

And they are plotting your death in the attic.

Some guy called the hotel the other night to complain that his wife was bit by a spider on hotel property. Outside mind you, in the trees where she was doing god knows what. He was an ass looking for a free nights stay... But he's like, my wife's arm hurts bad and she has this red streak going up her arm...

I cut him off, "rather than looking for a free stay from us, you may wish to rush your wife to the hospital... Sounds like a black widow bite to me" dead silence on the other end. "seriously?" "yeah..." "......HONEY!" Trashy ass people.

That's one way to handle it!

[RedRider_AK]

Some guy called the hotel the other night to complain that his wife was bit by a spider on hotel property. Outside mind you, in the trees where she was doing god knows what. He was an ass looking for a free nights stay... But he's like, my wife's arm hurts bad and she has this red streak going up her arm...

I cut him off, "rather than looking for a free stay from us, you may wish to rush your wife to the hospital... Sounds like a black widow bite to me" dead silence on the other end. "seriously?" "yeah..." "......HONEY!" Trashy ass people.

Goat comes through in the clinch, I laughed. Thanks man.

[300rman]

And they are plotting your death in the attic.

Some guy called the hotel the other night to complain that his wife was bit by a spider on hotel property. Outside mind you, in the trees where she was doing god knows what. He was an ass looking for a free nights stay... But he's like, my wife's arm hurts bad and she has this red streak going up her arm...

I cut him off, "rather than looking for a free stay from us, you may wish to rush your wife to the hospital... Sounds like a black widow bite to me" dead silence on the other end. "seriously?" "yeah..." "......HONEY!" Trashy ass people.

Me, being a supreme Douchebag, wouldnt have said anything. let nature clear out the dumb ones.......

Yeah i got stung by a bee in my ear on friday, and about 30 seconds later, the old fashioned carb cleaner was wiping out a bees nest the size of a basketball.

HAHA i got the last laugh, Fother Muckers.

best thing for a beesting is an Onion. cut it in half, mash it up a little to get it nice and wet, and rub it into the sting. takes the burn away, and takes the swelling away, all in about 5 minutes!






on the topic of large spiders, when my dad was a kid, they had a spider that lived outside, near the corner of the house. i dont remember what they named it, but the body was much bigger than a 50 cent piece alone. they let it be, and it lived there for a few years, eating mass amounts of other bugs.

[hondawasaki]

Kill it with fire!!!!.......much cooler than brake clean!

[Dirtcrasher]

I honestly didn't have a problem with ONE HUGE MO FO spider, it was the hundreds of babies that were gonna grow just as big that frightened the hell out of me

[RedRider_AK]

Yo Dirtcrash, how you be? Long time no talk. Ever get around to doing something with that 87 200X motor?

[DixiePlowboy]

Wish now I had taken pictures of any of the many Black Widows that inhabit my carport. I caught the fattest one I've ever seen 2-weeks ago with a pair of needlenose pliars and put her in a jar.....before i poured gasoline in and lit her up.

I'll get another soon for ya'll.

[code200k]

^^^^ ^^ p.e.t.a. is going to see this thread somehow and make an even worse name for 3 wheelers........ screw it i hate spiders

[Dammit!]

Wish now I had taken pictures of any of the many Black Widows that inhabit my carport. I caught the fattest one I've ever seen 2-weeks ago with a pair of needlenose pliars and put her in a jar.....before i poured gasoline in and lit her up.

I'll get another soon for ya'll.

I bought a 250r and a 225dx last year that were infested with huge freakin' black widows. Of course I didn't spot the first one until my face was up close to one of them. God I hate those things. I soaked both bikes down with extremely soapy water about 30 seconds later. Best way to kill any bugs that are infesting something you don't want to damage.

[MarcyOne]

Females lay up to 3,000 eggs in one or more silk egg sacs.
There are some spiders that are big but harmless to human
and there are those tiny spider that there venom can be fatal
to human body.

[Tri-ZNate]

DC, his ass got burned. Babies and all. Rust-o-leum clearcoat and a lighter

Got back from riding the big red and his furry butt was on the garage. Atleast 1/2 the size of my palm