Let's hear your favorite quotes

[Scootertrash]

I'll start. These are just a smattering of the ones I like:

The accumulated filth of their sex and murder will foam up, and the whores/politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" I'll look down and whisper, "No." - Unknown

Education seems to be in America the only commodity of which the customer tries to get as little he can for his money. -
Max Leon Forman

“We live in a society of excuses, pleading for second chances, and unwillingness to take responsibility for our actions,” - Unknown

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
— Jack Handey

[Dirtcrasher]

" I'd hit that!! "

[kb0nly]

I reject your reality and substitute my own... Adam Savage

[TecateDan]

there's an ass for every seat

[ATCcountryboy]

Git-R-Done!!! Larry the cable guy.

[RIDE-RED 250r]

A few of my favorites.... It's amazing how relevant they still are over 200 years later!


“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” -Ben Franklin


"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government" - Thomas Jefferson


"The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good" -George Washington


"Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest." -Mahatma Gandhi (Yes Gandhi!!!)


"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it." -Abraham Lincoln


"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." -Thomas Jefferson


And of course, the ever cool "I'm your huckleberry." -Doc Holliday

[whyzee]

A person who never made a mistake, never made anything.

Before enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water, after enlightenment I chopped wood and carried water ...zen proverb

[whyzee]

Good thread by the way!

[atc007]

Idle hands are the Devils playground.

If you don't mow it,you can't make it.. Mom,,about rather or not to mow hay.

You can have my gun,,,after you pry it from my cold dead hands.

[MRSOUND]

My favorite is in my signature

[jays375]

Well do yah punk?Dying ain't much of a living boy.Those two of my favorites,plus a lot more from Clint.

[Mosh]

" I thought I was wrong once...But I was wrong"

"Confused as a baby in a topless bar"

"Leaders are guilty of nothing, they are perfectly insane.. If they point the finger at themselves, who would be left to blame"

"Follow truth just to stutter through a lie"

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"

"Don't ever take sides against the family again"

"A real friend stabs you in the front"

[Slingblade]

"Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid."- John Wayne

[sp8twn]

"You Can't Fix Stupid"-Ron White

[gomer202]

Work is a place of employment not enjoyment