Trikefest 2016 - The year of the Parking Brake
- Down at the river -
Person1: AH! What was that, something bit me!
Person2: Just minnows, they think your leg hair is food.
Person3: I hear that there are these minnows that will swim up stream if you pee in the water.
Person1: I'M OUT!
- Thursday Morning after the STORM! -
Me: Morning Mike!
Mr.Sound: Morning Matt!
Me: I see you survived the night...
Mr.Sound: Not quite, my canopy on my tent blew off, it's all wet in there. I gabed my stuff and had to sleep all wet in the trailer. See, it's quite the puddle in there. Mind giving my a hand to turn it over?
Me: Sure.
- Pulling the pins and started to turn it over.
Me: Hey look, that's where you should have been, it's dry under the tent...
Mr.Sound: ... ...
OFF MATT!
- The sun was setting and the rain started -
Camexican: (Looking at Fabio and myself sitting in the back of Fabio's camper) You know, you guys look like twins standing there with your red shirts and dark shorts.
Fabio and I: (At the same time coss our arms)
Camexican and others: (Burst out laughting)
- The unmanned probe incident - The persons involved shall be kept nameless
Person 1 - (Pokes his head into the doorway of the camper) Hey! "Person 2" you own a Big Red Right?
Person 2 - Yea...?
Person 1 - Well, it just rolled down the hill and into the truck down there.
Person 2 -
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- NOPE! -
Weezy: Pull up a chair Matt!
Me: I'll have to go get one...
Weezy: No need, here use this one. (hand me an old aluminum and clear colored tube chair)
Me: (Looks at it and starts calculating the possibility of braking the chair.) You know I weigh a lot right?
Weezy: You'll be fine.
Me: Ok... (easing into the chair, the feeling of the metal bending and squeaking of the rivets struggling to hold things together)
Me: (getting up rapidly) NOPE!
- I love nature -
Person 1 - I love it out here, nature is great!
Person 1 - OUCH! (slaps neck)
'N Mosquito!