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    Quote Originally Posted by 86T3 View Post
    Ben and Diane were gracious enough to let us stay in their camper but as we all know, no good deed goes unpunished. The first morning Diane and my wife were sitting at the table, Diane was facing our bed. I sat up and said, "Diane, how do you feel about morning wood? She had to leave cause she couldn't quit looking
    So far this one gets the award. Lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by 86T3 View Post
    Ben and Diane were gracious enough to let us stay in their camper but as we all know, no good deed goes unpunished. The first morning Diane and my wife were sitting at the table, Diane was facing our bed. I sat up and said, "Diane, how do you feel about morning wood? She had to leave cause she couldn't quit looking
    Lmfao.....oh my god deep breath hahahaha hahaha wheeze choke haha hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by MattDragontamer View Post
    Trikefest 2016 - The year of the Parking Brake

    - Down at the river -

    Person1: AH! What was that, something bit me!
    Person2: Just minnows, they think your leg hair is food.
    Person3: I hear that there are these minnows that will swim up stream if you pee in the water.
    Person1: I'M OUT!


    - Thursday Morning after the STORM! -
    Me: Morning Mike!
    Mr.Sound: Morning Matt!
    Me: I see you survived the night...
    Mr.Sound: Not quite, my canopy on my tent blew off, it's all wet in there. I gabed my stuff and had to sleep all wet in the trailer. See, it's quite the puddle in there. Mind giving my a hand to turn it over?
    Me: Sure.
    - Pulling the pins and started to turn it over.
    Me: Hey look, that's where you should have been, it's dry under the tent...
    Mr.Sound: ... ... OFF MATT!


    - The sun was setting and the rain started -

    Camexican: (Looking at Fabio and myself sitting in the back of Fabio's camper) You know, you guys look like twins standing there with your red shirts and dark shorts.
    Fabio and I: (At the same time coss our arms)
    Camexican and others: (Burst out laughting)


    - The unmanned probe incident - The persons involved shall be kept nameless

    Person 1 - (Pokes his head into the doorway of the camper) Hey! "Person 2" you own a Big Red Right?
    Person 2 - Yea...?
    Person 1 - Well, it just rolled down the hill and into the truck down there.
    Person 2 - Attachment 233030


    - NOPE! -

    Weezy: Pull up a chair Matt!
    Me: I'll have to go get one...
    Weezy: No need, here use this one. (hand me an old aluminum and clear colored tube chair)
    Me: (Looks at it and starts calculating the possibility of braking the chair.) You know I weigh a lot right?
    Weezy: You'll be fine.
    Me: Ok... (easing into the chair, the feeling of the metal bending and squeaking of the rivets struggling to hold things together)
    Me: (getting up rapidly) NOPE!

    - I love nature -

    Person 1 - I love it out here, nature is great!
    Person 1 - OUCH! (slaps neck) 'N Mosquito!
    Matt your picture with the truck/hill incident is priceless my god I got a laughing spell on that one too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Golightly View Post
    Matt your picture with the truck/hill incident is priceless my god I got a laughing spell on that one too

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    Her poor truck, lol. That would have been so much funnier had it made it into the pond instead.
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    The word "infarto" became part of the TF dictionary this year.
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    Matt's quote from another person that he shared in the "good, bad, and ugly" thread worth putting in here?


    "It was commented to me that "If you have a problem with how we do things, go back to your communist Canada" by a certain couple"

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