Tripledog, got a little something for you ;)

[tripledog]

A disheveled piece of string that is tied in a very tight loop walks into a bar, upon which the bartender says "I can't serve you, you're only a lowly piece of string". The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot.".

[Jd110]

A pair of antennas got married on a rooftop. The ceremony was nothing special but the reception was outstanding.

Teacher ask little Johnny, "if there are 5 birds on a fence, you shot 1, how many are left? Johnny replies, "none". If you shot 1, they will all fly away". "No" says the teacher, "there would be 4, but I like how your thinking"
Then Johnny says "I have a question for you, if 3 women are having ice cream cones at a shop, one is licking her cone, one is sucking her cone and one is biting her cone, which one is married?" Teacher replies nervously, "the one sucking her cone". "No" says Johnny, "the one with the ring on her finger, but I like how your thinking"