Originally Posted by
El Camexican
Don’t feel bad. Understanding the Nico Suave brand is complicated. It’s like Nike, Rolex, Gucci, Mercedes, Tiffany’s, or Snap-On. You can’t truly comprehend what’s it’s like to share in the tribal mentality of the Nico Suave brand until you’ve atained one of our many products.
Once you’ve adorned your body with one of our clothing products you’ll become part of an exclusive club that ascends wealth, education, or any other social status that may have seemed previously unattainable.
When it comes to attracting the opposite sex you can turn a Steve Buscemi into a Brad Pitt with nothing more than a pair of Nico Suave signature socks and women have been rumored to have experienced orgasims by simply browsing our fall underwear catalogue.
Even something as simple as a Nico Suave decal can add as much as 3 horsepower to a three wheeler and countless dyno tests preformed by our in-house fashion engineers have proven tha not even a Crane Cam decal on a 250R can add that much power to a stock engine.
I sincerely hope this helps explain the mistique of our brand.