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The unofficial thread to the Nico Suave Corporation
Sensing some hate lately.........es no bueno
"The price you pay....for being a jigalo"
edit........... the official theme song
https://youtu.be/fpK_Ext2AeI
"Nico Suave.....Be Part Of Something Bigger"
Last edited by knappyfeet; 12-28-2017 at 05:43 PM. Reason: I want to learn to dance like that
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You’ll be hearing from our lawyers.... as soon as we get some.
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Lord of the trike
Merry Christmas Nico.
R.I.P. John Swinehart
TRIKEFEST 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 19
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86 200x
85 250sx
85 big red
85 atc 70
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Got the holeshot
I heard that the flooding in Houston wasn't cause by Hurricane Harvey, what actually happened was Nico Suave made and unexpected visit and the women lost all control. Panty Soup by Nico Suave
Looking for a Bassani silencer for a 2nd gen tecate, the style with the movable mount. 1st gen will work
I could be geriatricdog... at my age
Got the holeshot
What Weinstein said...Originally Posted by El Camexican
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LOL!!! Figured that guy in the video would be classified as a grade A panty wetter by the ladies.I heard that the flooding in Houston wasn't cause by Hurricane Harvey, what actually happened was Nico Suave made and unexpected visit and the women lost all control. Panty Soup by Nico Suave
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Thank you! Same to you buddy!!!
Last edited by El Camexican; 12-21-2017 at 12:07 AM. Reason: Nico Suave loves his Captain Weezy shirt!
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Was out shopping last night, sitting at a stop light looked over at the car next to me and said " Nico suave", my wife said "who". Kinda rolls off the tounge. Haha
I could be geriatricdog... at my age
Got the holeshot
With all due respect to Tony Bennett, I left my shart in San Francisco.
Last edited by tripledog; 12-28-2017 at 01:02 AM.
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Now I have to wipe
The beer off of my phone!
Dang you dog!
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I could be geriatricdog... at my age
Got the holeshot
^^^ Wish I had a phone. Or beer, for that matter.
Last edited by tripledog; 12-28-2017 at 12:22 AM.
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Neeeeeeco......................................... ..............................Suaaaaaaave
Last edited by knappyfeet; 12-28-2017 at 01:54 AM. Reason: love those moves
I could be geriatricdog... at my age
Got the holeshot
Proof positive. Just sayin' ...
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no clue what this is all about but that video is funny! almost as funny as 86T3's comment lol
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Don’t feel bad. Understanding the Nico Suave brand is complicated. It’s like Nike, Rolex, Gucci, Mercedes, Tiffany’s, or Snap-On. You can’t truly comprehend what’s it’s like to share in the tribal mentality of the Nico Suave brand until you’ve atained one of our many products.
Once you’ve adorned your body with one of our clothing products you’ll become part of an exclusive club that ascends wealth, education, or any other social status that may have seemed previously unattainable.
When it comes to attracting the opposite sex you can turn a Steve Buscemi into a Brad Pitt with nothing more than a pair of Nico Suave signature socks and women have been rumored to have experienced orgasims by simply browsing our fall underwear catalogue.
Even something as simple as a Nico Suave decal can add as much as 3 horsepower to a three wheeler and countless dyno tests preformed by our in-house fashion engineers have proven tha not even a Crane Cam decal on a 250R can add that much power to a stock engine.
I sincerely hope this helps explain the mistique of our brand.
Last edited by El Camexican; 12-28-2017 at 02:40 AM. Reason: Nico Suave; be part of something bigger
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