Virginia Governor

[keister]

Full disclosure; once on Halloween I dressed as a pirate, so I'm sorry if anyone's great, great, great grand parents were harmed by pirates and I'm even sorrier if I stole someone's pirate culture identity.

I appreciate your reparations. BTW, we prefer to be called the more politically correct, "Buccaneer Americans."

[ironchop]

Yeah I can't handle Twatter at all. I really don't care who is twatting what or whether they are career politicians or they are just some average Joe. I can barely stand Facebook but Twatter makes me want to eat a bullet. It's really nothing more than a bathroom wall covered in phrases and words while none of it has any real meaning or value whatsoever except to entertain you while defecating

Tweeting is for children. I tried to follow it. I gave it an honest chance but it was like trying to have a conversation with my daughter and her friends when they were 12....Twatter is for narcissistic women, celebrities who require constant attention, and highschool children. None of which am I interested in hearing anything resembling a thought from.

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[El Camexican]

I appreciate your reparations. BTW, we prefer to be called the more politically correct, "Buccaneer Americans."

Now that I realize I've stolen the culture of someone I actually know I feel even worse.

All the rum I've drank over the years and saying "arrrr, yer a fine lookin' lass indead, with a stern worthy of a good harpoonin'" during many botched last call pickup attempts is a birth right of the Buccaneers, not mine. I now see clearly that being a drunken idiot isn't a victimless crime.

I swear I'll do better if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, starting with a switchover to Tequila. Hopefully wearing a sombrero and poncho while riding my donkey around town half crocked won't piss off some other overly sensitive culture.

[fabiodriven]

Now that I realize I've stolen the culture of someone I actually know I feel even worse.

All the rum I've drank over the years and saying "arrrr, yer a fine lookin' lass indead, with a stern worth of a good harpoonin'" during many botched last call pickup attempts is a birth right of the Buccaneers, not mine. I now see clearly that being a drunken idiot isn't a victimless crime.

I swear I'll do better if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, starting with a switchover to Tequila. Hopefully wearing a sombrero and poncho while riding my donkey around town half crocked won't piss off some other overly sensitive culture.

Be grateful if you don't end up walking the plank.

[El Camexican]

Be grateful if you don't end up walking the plank.

Oh carp, actually did that too. Used a bikini top as an eye patch and a diving board as a plank. Pool party, plastic cups, no one was injured, but I did get chlorine water up my nose if it makes the haters feel better.

[Arky-X]

Yeah I can't handle Twatter at all. I really don't care who is twatting what or whether they are career politicians or they are just some average Joe. I can barely stand Facebook but Twatter makes me want to eat a bullet. It's really nothing more than a bathroom wall covered in phrases and words while none of it has any real meaning or value whatsoever except to entertain you while defecating

Tweeting is for children. I tried to follow it. I gave it an honest chance but it was like trying to have a conversation with my daughter and her friends when they were 12....Twatter is for narcissistic women, celebrities who require constant attention, and highschool children. None of which am I interested in hearing anything resembling a thought from.

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OMG...so 2008...like 2000-late #oldperson



I hear ya. Our company has a Twitter account and encouraged us all to sign up to follow news that is released across it. I was not entering that realm.
Co-worker told me I only had to "follow" who I wanted. Oh, you mean like you "following" Trump.....you want to follow him?
They responded they "follow" him just to see what stupid stuff he tweets.
You spend your day reading stupid s#!t ?

Isn't that like reading a book full of stupid s#!t that is specifically called "Book of Stupid S#!t"?
Critics agree, "Book of Stupid S#!t" is worthless and has no value whatsoever.

[Scootertrash]

Oh carp, actually did that too. Used a bikini top as an eye patch and a diving board as a plank. Pool party, plastic cups, no one was injured, but I did get chlorine water up my nose if it makes the haters feel better.

Maybe we' be keel haulin' ye instead matey, rrrrr

[El Camexican]

Now the would be replacement, Justin Fairfax is being accused of a sexual assault in 2004 that he claims was consensual. Cue the M.J. Popcorn gif.

[ironchop]

Virginia Justin announced that they have a new state song...

https://youtu.be/2g5Hz17C4is

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[ironchop]

Now the would be replacement, Justin Fairfax is being accused of a sexual assault in 2004 that he claims was consensual. Cue the M.J. Popcorn gif.

Friend: "hey, the guy that sexually assaulted you is running with Northam to be lieutenant Governor. Have you seen that?"

Rape victim: "yeah I saw it"

Friend: "are you going to speak up before the election?"

Rape victim: "No reason to now, but if he becomes Governor, I'm totally outting him as a rapist. I draw the line at Governor."
(Or SCOTUS, or POTUS)
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[sledcrazyinCT]

Friend: "hey, the guy that sexually assaulted you is running with Northam to be lieutenant Governor. Have you seen that?"

Rape victim: "yeah I saw it"

Friend: "are you going to speak up before the election?"

Rape victim: "No reason to now, but if he becomes Governor, I'm totally outting him as a rapist. I draw the line at Governor."
(Or SCOTUS, or POTUS)

Supposedly this happened at the 2004 Democratic convention....15 years later is fine time to bring it to light.
Reporters are trying to get Fairfax to agree that Northam is behind this 'hit piece' Justin came close to agreeing that the timing of it could be his boss trying to keep his job.

[ironchop]

Reporters are trying to get Fairfax to agree that Northam is behind this 'hit piece' Justin came close to agreeing that the timing of it could be his boss trying to keep his job.

Wow

From Leftist media darling to media fall guy.

I'll bet it's Trump's fault. Even in 1984 when he was a Democrat, he was spurring on racism in every medical school across the country (sarcasm). I'm sure Rachel Madcow will make the connection somehow. She's really good at stretching truth and straw man arguments



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[sledcrazyinCT]

So LT GOV Fairfax forced a BJ even though victim continued to date him for months after the assault

Virginia AG, who is third in line, admitted to dressing up as Kurtis Blow in 1980 when he was 19.

The fourth in line to replace Northam is a Republican so will morals of Democratic party prevail or will Virginia have a GOP governor?

[ironchop]

So LT GOV Fairfax forced a BJ even though victim continued to date him for months after the assault

Virginia AG, who is third in line, admitted to dressing up as Kurtis Blow in 1980 when he was 19.

The fourth in line to replace Northam is a Republican so will morals of Democratic party prevail or will Virginia have a GOP governor?

I think that its going to quietly go away and everyone refuses to leave office like a Clinton would do

I remember how #metoo blew up and then sputtered out a few months later. The people running that witch hunt were tired of destroying the lives and careers of their allies more than their enemies so they put the dogs back in the cage and went looking for a new cause du jour or victim class to exploit for attention and airtime

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[Scootertrash]

Rule #4:

4. “Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.” You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules.