My wife and I were watching TV last night and my son was sitting in the dining room having his dinner after getting home from work. He says to us can you hear that noise outside? I said no, what is it? He says he's not sure but it sounds like someone getting hurt. I said it's probably a cat fight as we back on to the bush. He says I don't think so, come and see what it is, it sounds serious. I get up and go out the back door and look around. The people on the other side of my next door neighbour have put on a big deck on the back of their house. All their deck lights were on and it took me a split second to figure out what was happening. This ladies new boyfriend was up to his nuts in guts. She was on the outdoor table and he is doing his business and she is yelling like Banshee! He was chucking her around in all sorts of positions. This went on for about 15 minutes and there were lights coming on all over the joint. It reminded me of Fred screaming out Wilma after the cat locked him out and him waking up Bedrock. After it was over I looked out the front door and the bloke and his Mrs from across the road were out in their front yard and asked me what the f*ck was that? Never a dull moment around here.