Smart ass replys about trikes

[Grizzlypeg]

I see a couple of posts where someone referred to a quad as training wheels. Another said if 4 wheels are better than 3, 3 must be better than two.

Any other smart ass comback when someone brings up how dangeour trikes are?

[oldtime3wheeler]

You dont like them because you cant handle them lol

[Mosh]

My favorites...

K-WAD
Teaching quads a lesson
Coffee table
4 queerer
Golf cart
Yeah! I gotta put new tie rods and ball joints on my trike next week.
I save money on tires.
Every Trike rider suffers from CDS
Coming down syndrome!

Trikes! Pounding down the center rutt since 1970

"You hear about the future of ATV's?"
4 wheelers are trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotr ailpro it all up!

[wisconsinite]

i always call the wife's quar her golf cart, or lawn mower.
anybody ever read "animal farm"? 3 wheels good, four wheels bad!!

[MonroeMike]

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Three wheels move the bowels.

[dcreel]

"It's a trike thing, you just wouldn't understand...."

[HuffieVA]

You going for another drive? Because we're riding today...

Yea, I know the're death traps, but its the only thing my first wife gave me in the divorce...

Apparently your just scared to death when it comes to the theory of Natural Selection...

Yea, and after the rides over, me and the kids are playing lawn darts...

Yea I hear ya, are'nt you the reason they put warning labels on Preperation H?

Theres Bikes, theres Trikes, and theres.... Yikes, what the hell is that ugly thing...

[Shorty]

My personal favorite....."Your 4 wheeler must be fast because you were haulin' ass When I passed you on 3 wheels".

[Dman450R]

Lawn Darts! LMAO!

[swifty]

my freinds tell me i ride 3 wheelers becouse im to poor to afford the 4th wheel!! then i reply if i didnt spend so much money taking your girlfriend out id have enough to buy a 4 wheeler!

[KASEY]

i just hop on one of these,,,,,,, yelling as i ride away.... "YOU CAN'T BUY ONE OF THESE,,,,BUT I CAN GET A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF WHAT YOUR RIDING "

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[84honda200s]

that was good swifty .. if i didnt have to pay child support for your kid id have a quad too !!! havnt you grown out of them training wheels yet after all you have bin on them for 10 years !!! aint it hard to get air when you have that extra landing gear ? ... annndddd where do you think your gunna go with that thing ?? hey wait ive read about you in the papers your father was the one that got trikes banned !! stupid people do stupid things looks like im the smart one here. welcome to the lawnmower 500 guess i cant race. there is a count down to greatness and 4 isnt in it .

[Gearheadtom]

my freinds tell me i ride 3 wheelers becouse im to poor to afford the 4th wheel!! then i reply if i didnt spend so much money taking your girlfriend out id have enough to buy a 4 wheeler!

my friends say that to me all the time, I'm gunna have to remember that come-back

[Shorty]

i just hop on one of these,,,,,,, yelling as i ride away.... "YOU CAN'T BUY ONE OF THESE,,,,BUT I CAN GET A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF WHAT YOUR RIDING "

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Hahaha,Good one KASEY.

[NINJA]

You say I'm too poor to afford a quad and that's why I ride trikes? I say, I'm richer than you, these b!tches are paid for!

[tri again]

because quads get stuck all over the place in my pasture. Plain and simple

Trikes float by consistently and SOMEtimes pull them out...attitude dependent of course.
They quit bragging real quick.

hey did anyone see funny home videos tonight.

some idiot on a quad was dragging a marlin or swordfish, did a wheelie and almost stabbed himself

[honda200x1987]

Quads are easy to get and you can make small payments , Most people in general make monthly payments on their new 4 wheeler through their bank or the dealership and not many really pay cash in full. In my view it can be harder to buy a trike than a new 2010 4 wheeler, you can't finance an ATC. Just because you own a trike doesn't mean you are poor, I choose the 3 wheels over 4 .

[hang&rattle]

Four (4) is for the old and lazy, two (2) is for the young and crazy, three is for the real men.

[Thorpe]

Nice quad... My grandma rides the same machine...

[SWIGIN]

Gayest thread ever!

I always see people running there yaps on this subject all the time on here and it is getting old. Just read the description of the quad section or the title by my name, it's like a kick in the pants every day.

Look, I have been riding ATVs since the early 80s and suck with trikes till the early 90s. Why did I stop riding trikes? You can't race a trike in AMA racing, thats all there was to my decision.

I suppose it makes you all feel better bashing quads and I'm sure it will never end on this site but I look at the ones saying this crap as being butt hurt over a non issue

[Grizzlypeg]

Just having a little fun Swigin, its typically the trike owner that is on the defence. I hear no end to the comments about death machines that should have been dismantled by the government. Doubt any of us actually have anything against quads, just ignorant people.

[SYKO]

the best one yet


Like a quadraplegic girl......you know you want to ride it



;)

[Thorpe]

Swigin-- If I had the money, I would own a 4x4 quad, as well as my trike... Its just a ribbing, nothing personal...

[muthey]

if trikes weren't supposed to be in the front why are they shaped like arrows

[Mr_RPM]

swigin, its a 3 wheeler forum....
this is our only spot where we dont get judged for riding a trike. what do you expect. its all fun and games.
i get teased for liking "rice burner" cars all day long. so if i went to a rice burner forum and had a tease about muscle cars it would be my only opportunity.

[HuffieVA]

Yea, my apologies Swingin, but I have to agree with the others who said that trike owners are usually on the defense, after all we do need to have a collection of answers to the barrage of questions that fly our way... I personally prefer bikes, and as far as atv's I do prefer trikes, mainly because they don’t rut up the trails quite as bad as and they can be a real handful to ride (especially the two strokes) I like having to use your weight as you do on both bikes and quads, you really do have to ride them, yes you have to ride quads as well, but you would have to be a fool not to admit that they are easier to ride (to me that equals less fun)

As for arguments that I’m sick of hearing, it’s the 2 stroke vs 4 stroke argument – I wish everyone would understand that they are two different machines, if they weren’t the AMA pro series wouldn’t force the 250 two strokes to run in the 450 class now would they?

[Mosh]

Gayest thread ever!

I always see people running there yaps on this subject all the time on here and it is getting old. Just read the description of the quad section or the title by my name, it's like a kick in the pants every day.

Look, I have been riding ATVs since the early 80s and suck with trikes till the early 90s. Why did I stop riding trikes? You can't race a trike in AMA racing, thats all there was to my decision.

I suppose it makes you all feel better bashing quads and I'm sure it will never end on this site but I look at the ones saying this crap as being butt hurt over a non issue
Plenty of trike racing going on now though..Especially within a few hours of your house..So maybe you can store the quad and start racing trikes again.
Just for the record, I aint butthurt..I still have 3 quads that quite frankly I have to make it a point to ride them so they dont dry rot away, started on trikes went to quads and back to trikes.
They are just funner to ride.
It is almost a job to keep the quads fresh.

[ktmbk]

Best I've heard lately is "I wouldn't ride one of those (trikes) because all the people who ride them are fuggen crazy"

Swigin does understand this is a three wheeler board and we bash the quads like the other boards bash trikes?
I have a quad also (well actually two, seems my parts quad can be running for $200 now that I looked into it) And i'll still bash them, it's all good.

[Dammit!]

3 Wheelers: Like quads, but for men.

[250rAL]

I never really get the attitude you're talking about. People are always interested when I show up at places with my R. Most say it's cool. Alot of them say they used to have one back in the day and wish they hadn't sold it. And I get a lot of offers to buy.

[dcreel]

I always get the stories about brother's sister's mother's cousin once removed who crashed one and broke bones and severed a finger or two.

[bigboy_toy85]

when someone tells me im crazy for riding a trike.. i laugh and say if you think thats crazy wait till i ride through that mud whole again that you got stuck in.. ha, i actually told a guy that this weekend.. haha.. he was on a polaris sportsman 500 4X4.. it was great

[Grizzlypeg]

Someone told me he thought three wheelers had all be gathered up and dismantled. LOL

Another person said you can't turn a trike. The misinformation just abounds.

[obijuan]

a couple buddies said they thought they were illegal and dangerous, i just reply, "YEAH! aint it awesome!"
they typically nod and want to ride it.

[3wheelmecca]

All the kids in my welding class give me crap about it, and a classmate who has a new KFX400. I just tell them "your quad has the safety package--Another wheel!". They usually shut up when they see the mods though.

[Xpress]

One guy once told me that he's surprised i'm still alive. I said the same when i saw that he rides a massively heavy utility ATV.

[muthey]

I just found out a kid who lives about a mile from me has an 86 250r honda in mint condition with the tiger striped seat fabric, was out where I ride in the back of his truck all day while he road a quad, when I saw him I asked how much for it and he said never going to sell it do you know how hard it was not to slap him down and take the trike, only reason I didn't was I already had two in the back of my truck

[Xpress]

^He's riding the quad because he wants to keep his baby clean in the truck bed ;)

[reddawg85]

I back all u guys,...24 years old and thats all i ever rode, love it and wont stop.."EAT 4 WHEELS A DAY"

[RIDE-RED 250r]

I never really get the attitude you're talking about. People are always interested when I show up at places with my R. Most say it's cool. Alot of them say they used to have one back in the day and wish they hadn't sold it. And I get a lot of offers to buy.

same here! happened a couple times just this weekend..... its cool because perfect strangers will walk up to me and strike up a conversation that tends to go on and on, lol! never happens when im riding my Suzuki Quadsport though, just when im out on the R, go figure......honestly, i cant put my finger on an instance where somebody was seriously slammin my trike, just some friendly ribbing, all in good fun...

[84honda200s]

i donnt have anything against quads either. . i like the outlaw 525 and the honda 450R but i like trikes a whole lot more. as for razzing the quad guys .. ill tell them as ive bin told on other sites... if you dont like it tough .. ohhhh how the tides turn.

[NINJA]

Most guys have two balls, it takes three to ride a trike!

[thestud25]

This will get me in trouble. If I wanted a quad I would grab a wheelchair!

[STLTrike]

i always call the wife's quar her golf cart, or lawn mower.
anybody ever read "animal farm"? 3 wheels good, four wheels bad!!

lol yeah, unfortunetly the ignoret ones are saying 4 wheels good.

[keister]

Riding a quad is like riding a mechanical bull; Riding a 350X is like riding a real bull.

[atctim]

Sandy Hall coined my favorite term for quads at TF - "Squares".

I have since been referring to them as squares - it sounds cool to me.

People's attitudes towards trikes will never change. People in this day and age do not rely on real life experience to determine their opinions - they rely on media and what everyone else says. Which is fine with me - more trikes for us!!!

[RIDE-RED 250r]

one other thing, the only people that have ever given me real crap about my trike have been against ATV's in general, quads included....you know, the whole anti-everything crowd.........

[tri-Z ripper]

All of these were good, i always here that they are a death traps and when did they stop making those things, and how do you keep them running and not kill yourself? I don't know i reply. I'll let ya know when i do though

[dksix]

To a quad rider that's downed a trike. "You'll only be able to see 2 of the wheels when we get into the woods". I wouldn't say that but some of you fast guys could say it then back it up. I'll just keep my mouth shut and hope my old body makes it back to the truck.

[BigRed_Ryno]

ATC.... The quad-farther

[atc400x]

You ever seen an air plane with a wheel on 4 corners? Didnt think so. This tells me all the fast things must have 3 have a square sittin in the shed my self under a tarp in the corner so i can still get out all my trikes