Ozzy Hurt In Quad Accident!

[Mobular]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=9&u=/ap/20031208/ap_on_en_tv/osbourne_accident

[ATCRYDER]

:shock: :D :shock: :D :shock: :D

Thats just hilarious. Ozzys the Man. He gets piss-drunk, hops on his TRX90 and putts around the yard at 20 til he falls over.

[Mobular]

I'm sure we all wish him a quick and problem free recovery.

[twgranger]

His show is funny as hell.

[Kook]

Unreal! Ozzy can't even walk or talk anymore and he's riding a 4-wheeler! Nuts! I keep getting this vision in my mind that I hope some of you older guys will get a kick out of. You remember on Laugh-In, Arte Johnson in the yellow rain suit riding a tricycle and falling over? LOL

[foster]

Remember folks, friends don't let friends drive on heroin.

LONDON (AP) -- Children and matches. Ozzy Osbourne and a fast moving all-terrain vehicle.
There are some things you don't put together if you want to avoid trouble.
Once the wild man of heavy metal and now a dazed dad in a reality TV show, Osbourne was recuperating in intensive care Tuesday, temporarily unable to speak, after a quad bike accident fractured several bones.
Wife Sharon Osbourne rushed to Britain to be with the 55-year-old following the latest dramatic incident in a colourful career that has taken in bat-decapitation, urinating on the Alamo, and other outrageous antics.
‘‘Apparently he was on his quad bike and he hit something and he fell and the bike landed on top of him,'' Sharon Osbourne said after flying into Heathrow Airport from Los Angeles.
Her husband was in Wexham Park Hospital in Slough, west of London, where he had emergency surgery Monday to restore the flow to a damaged blood vessel, said Dr. Dick Jack, the hospital's medical director.
The singer fractured his left collarbone, eight ribs and a neck vertebra in the accident on his Buckinghamshire estate in southern England.
‘‘His progress is steady, he's stable, he's comfortable,'' Jack said Tuesday afternoon. ‘‘It's satisfactory but it's going to be slow. I don't expect any major changes certainly for 24 hours.''
He said he believed there was no risk of paralysis from the fractured neck vertebra, although doctors were waiting for the all-clear from neuro-radiologists before removing a hard collar Osbourne was wearing. He added that doctors had started removing a ventilator which prevented him from speaking, but said the process could take several days.

[jeswinehart]

uh ,,,, yeah,,, uh i think ,,, yeah. ( rightttt ! )

john

[Lots_Of_Nothing]

hops on his TRX90

actually, the wheelers he has at his vacation home are 2 banshees and a blaster, it was jacks idea to get them.

[trikerider2oo7]

That is too funny. Ozzy is cool and all but that is fudgin' funny.

[junjun01]

Remember folks, friends don't let friends drive on heroin.


:D :D :D :D

[3 weelin geezer]

what a stoopid bossterd!! I bet he didnt have a hat on his head (or sense in it either). 42 pills??!! Egad, man! Where does he put em all?? The blue pill or ....the red one....By the way, it is not to be taken orally.

[junjun01]

Good One 3 Wheelin.........I'll Take The Blue If U Don't Mind :-D

[foster]

Wow! If Sharon ain't exagerating, that was a pretty serious wipe out.

LONDON (AP) -- Ozzy Osbourne stopped breathing and his heart stopped beating for more than a minute after a quad bike crash, a newspaper quoted his wife as saying Friday.
Sharon Osbourne said a security guard who was with the rock star resuscitated him, the Daily Mirror tabloid reported.
‘‘He had stopped breathing and the guard spotted it immediately,'' she reportedly said. ‘‘He had stopped breathing for a minute and a half and there was no pulse. But thank God, the security guard was there to revive him. He resuscitated him and got him breathing and his pulse going again. We are so, so grateful to him.''
Osbourne fractured his left collarbone, eight ribs and a neck vertebra in Monday's accident at his estate in Buckinghamshire, southern England. He had emergency surgery after the crash to restore blood flow to a damaged blood vessel.
He has been on a ventilator in intensive care at Wexham Park Hospital in Slough, west of London. The hospital's medical director has said he expects the 55-year-old Black Sabbath star to make a steady recovery.
The director, Dr. Dick Jack, said Osbourne was ‘‘progressing well, but slowly.''
‘‘With each day, he becomes less dependent on the ventilator,'' the doctor said. ‘‘It is still too early to take him off entirely. Otherwise he is well, with no complications.''
Sharon Osbourne reportedly said doctors did not yet know whether her husband would have any long-term effects.
‘‘The doctors are hoping there hasn't been any lasting damage, but until Ozzy can actually come round and get off the ventilator and then they will know,'' she was quoted as saying.
She reportedly added that her husband crashed as he drove over uneven ground and the bike landed on top of him.

[smokinp]

Hahahahah

[Mobular]

And how is this funny? :?

[3 weelin geezer]

Have you not watched the matrix? Or was it total recall?? I don't remember.

[Ivan T]

Not really that funny as it is another high profile accident on a quad.
Be great if governments started to ban sports atvs!!


(it was the Matrix)

[1985 200s]

said Dr. Dick Jack, the hospital's medical director. Thats funny. So his personell file must read ( Jack, Dick Dr. ).