Scootertrash
03-20-2015, 11:11 AM
Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Sams wife put her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Sams fishing buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later, the three of them get to the camping site to find Sam sitting there with a tent all set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire,and having a cold beer.
"Holy Crap Sam, how long have you been here, and how the hell did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
Well, I've been here since last night. The night before last, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, "Guess who? "
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a sheer nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
Well, she's been reading that book, 50 Shades of Gray. On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said to me: "Now, do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!
Two days before the group is to leave, Sams wife put her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Sams fishing buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
Two days later, the three of them get to the camping site to find Sam sitting there with a tent all set up, firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire,and having a cold beer.
"Holy Crap Sam, how long have you been here, and how the hell did you talk your missus into letting you go?"
Well, I've been here since last night. The night before last, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, "Guess who? "
I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a sheer nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
Well, she's been reading that book, 50 Shades of Gray. On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said to me: "Now, do whatever you want."
So, Here I am!