JasonB
02-22-2004, 05:39 PM
I was good and drunk just riding up to the liquor store with my girl friend and some of her friends. anyways, we see this mini van making all kinds of noise cause the front wheels are over the curb stuck in the mud. So i go to push from the front of the car and my girl friend and her girlfriends are all just standing there looking at me pushing when the driver hits the gas real hard which covered them all in a shower of flying mud!! my girlfreind got the worst of it. Then i noticed the dude was a midget !! he was like 4 feet tall. anyways, I pushed from the back and he drove all the way through the mud with the engine screaming (way to much gas but Im no one to tell a "little person" how to drive) and out onto the dry pavement. he completly covered the buick that was parked in the spot next to him, it was awesome. and then I went and bought a 12 pack of boulevard pale ale. thats my drunken good summaratin (speeling) story