Tripledog, got a little something for you ;)

[Scootertrash]

Guy goes to the dentist, having trouble with his partial plate.

Dentist looks and asks what the guy has been eating.

Guy says, "I'm addicted to eggs benedict. Can't get enough".

Dentist says, "Well, there's your problem. Your partial is gold and needs to be chrome".

"Chrome?", the guy says.

Dentist says, "Yes. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise".



Anybody can feel free to add a joke to this thread, not that I had to say that :naughty: :lol:

[atc007]

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

[tripledog]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[Scootertrash]

A man is reading in his living rom one night, when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens the door, there's no there. However, looking down, he sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail, tosses it out on to the lawn, and goes back to his book.

Two years later, the man is reading in his living room again, when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door, and again, no one is there. However, on the porch, is the same snail.

The snail looks up at the man and says, "Hey pal, what was up with that sh!t?"



A man walks into the doctor and says "Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a Teepee and sometimes I think I'm a Wigwam".

The doctor says, "I see the problem. You're too tense".

[tripledog]

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

[Scootertrash]

A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "You need to leave. We don't serve your kind here."

Mushroom says " Why not?, I'm a fungi"

[fabiodriven]

Camping is intense.


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[tripledog]

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

[jonolanracin]

How come you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

[tripledog]

A termite walks into a pub and asks "Is the bar tender here?".

[Scootertrash]

What did the grape do when an elephant stepped on it?
























It let out a little wine

[tripledog]

It is better to have loved a short woman than not a tall.

[Scootertrash]

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop




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[tripledog]

She was a mere moonshiner, but he loved her still.

[YTZ drew]

A dog limps into an old western bar, and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

[tripledog]

A disheveled piece of string that is tied in a very tight loop walks into a bar, upon which the bartender says "I can't serve you, you're only a lowly piece of string". The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot.".

[Jd110]

A pair of antennas got married on a rooftop. The ceremony was nothing special but the reception was outstanding.

Teacher ask little Johnny, "if there are 5 birds on a fence, you shot 1, how many are left? Johnny replies, "none". If you shot 1, they will all fly away". "No" says the teacher, "there would be 4, but I like how your thinking"
Then Johnny says "I have a question for you, if 3 women are having ice cream cones at a shop, one is licking her cone, one is sucking her cone and one is biting her cone, which one is married?" Teacher replies nervously, "the one sucking her cone". "No" says Johnny, "the one with the ring on her finger, but I like how your thinking"