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JacobMonster
10-20-2016, 02:04 PM
This is all because I'm in a book store with my wife.
I picked up a Dilbert comic and just now realized how funny it is.

And for some reason, Dilbert reminds me so much of Doug (Ironchop)
Probably just for the fact they both pick apart BS statements and reasonings.
If you know Doug, you know what i mean.

For some reason, Im getting way more enjoyment out of this than I should be.

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Post your corny jokes here and all other things that make you laugh, giggle like a little girl, cry because your laughing to hard, or that just make you smile.

I had a rough morning and this made me smile.
Give someone else a laugh and a good day. [emoji41] [emoji12]

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tripledog
10-23-2016, 09:31 AM
If a polar bear lives at the North Pole, but vacations at the South Pole, does that make him a bipolar bear?
Scootertrash
10-23-2016, 11:24 AM
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?















Look for the Fresh Prints
Scootertrash
10-23-2016, 11:26 AM
The only thing corny-er than a double tap is sideways pics.......
tripledog
10-23-2016, 06:40 PM
What do perverted Eskimos and Tupperware owners have in common?
They both appreciate a tight seal.
3 Wheel Drive
10-23-2016, 06:56 PM
What do you call an eskimo peeping tom?

Tommy Tookalook :shiftyeyes:
czac
10-24-2016, 02:55 PM
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?


Who'd bother? lol
czac
10-24-2016, 02:57 PM
Hillary Clinton for POTUS...

Oh you said Corny, I was thinking Stupid, Crazy, insane... sorry.
3 Wheel Drive
10-27-2016, 09:37 AM
Why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen?

They sell more tickets.

We will take your word on this one, your the expert after all. As you have seen plenty of them over the years... :lol:
3 Wheel Drive
10-27-2016, 10:04 AM
Let's not get teste now...

Some are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when there held for pleasure are the ones you like best!
barnett468
10-27-2016, 12:21 PM
Some are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when there held for pleasure are the ones you like best!

Hey, I thought you were straight . Now you're goin all "AC/DC" on us now. :lol:


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YTZ drew
10-27-2016, 10:52 PM
A young Buffalo asked his father, "Dad, what's it mean if I like both cows and bulls?" The father buffalo replied, "you're bi son."
3 Wheel Drive
11-02-2016, 09:14 AM
What do Jehovah's Witness and Tweakers have in common?



They both go out on missions!
Toaster556
11-04-2016, 01:22 AM
A man survived being eaten by a whale by running down to the other end until he was all pooped out