Best Adult Film Name (mods please delete if inappropriate)

[Caminofeld]

Alright, so earlier I went to a Halloween dinner party where they gave out prizes for the best Porn Star names…

I won with Girth Brooks

2nd place: Jolio Widener

Anybody have anything good?

PS this was not a swinger party...

[El Camexican]

You reminded me of George's porn handle "Buck Naked" from Seinfeld :lol:

[Jmoozy27]

Long Dong Milfer
Vlad Hugenslong

[3 Wheel Drive]

Jack the Ripper
Long Dong Silver
Ben Dover
Stanley The Power Drill
Fat Frank
Stiff Peter
Dick Almighty

[RamsesRibb]

Dick Rambone
Fiona Flaps


And not porno but still good name: Meat
"So THAT's why they call you meat!!"

[RUNMEDOWN]

Just-in Timbercrank

[kiser]

Peter Gozinya

[keister]

Karl Hungus

[Hunting Chip]

Ben Dover and Phil MacGroins

[x-rider]

Brock Solid

[tripledog]

Mary Wanna.

[sawgrass]

"The Crack of Dawn" "Jeremiah's Johnson"

[El Camexican]

Rambone

Hillary Cliton

Donald Rump

[tripledog]

Sharon Peters.

[El Camexican]

Inher Thighs

Polka Herass

Donald Hump

Sperm Bank

Just In

[Rob Canadian]

Rob Canadian


:beer

[tripledog]

Neil Enbob

Orville Rectumbanger (he was a corn star)

[Bren_downe]

I went to high school with a guy named Richard Woodcock.

[Rob Canadian]

I went to high school with a guy named Richard Woodcock.

What were his parents thinking...

"Now back to you Dick"...

[El Camexican]

Woody Johnson

[tripledog]

I went to high school with a guy named Richard Woodcock.

That name is overly redundant.

[Scootertrash]

Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. Gay Irish porn duo.


My Indian name is Chief Pokatwatalot

[Scootertrash]

That name is overly redundant.

Wood you quit being cocky?

[tripledog]

[QUOTE=Scootertrash;1432770]Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. Gay Irish porn duo.

Not to mention the legendary Phil McCracken.

[Scootertrash]

[QUOTE=Scootertrash;1432770]Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald. Gay Irish porn duo.

Not to mention the legendary Phil McCracken.

You are correct, Sir!! That guy really knew how to use his caulk.

[tripledog]

His stage name was Phil Colons...

[El Camexican]

Anyone remember the gas station owner Richard Assman, AKA Dick Assman (R.I.P.) from David Letterman fame back in 95? I actually stopped in shook his hand and got pumped by the Assman and yes, I got topped up with premium.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman

[El Camexican]

"Lewd Wick Van Meathoven"

Not to be confused with his famous cousin the pianist, this guy was a master with the organ.

[TwiZ]

Huge Heffner
Jack Hammer
Harry Cox
Debbie Ditchlicker
Connie Cumdumpster

[tripledog]

Connie Lingus

[TwiZ]

Connie gets the holeshot

[tripledog]

[QUOTE=El Camexican;1432782]Anyone remember the gas station owner Richard Assman, AKA Dick Assman (R.I.P.) from David Letterman fame back in 95? I actually stopped in shook his hand and got pumped by the Assman and yes, I got topped up with premium.

Thanks for the memories. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzHOmiV0eGU

[Mosh]

Used to go to school with a guy named Carey Dick, dads name was Harry Dick..

How bout
Peter Strokinhoff. .

Maybe this thread is worthy of belonging to Billy's new,
Fractured ass establishment?

And where the EFF is glamy? Figured he would be on this thread like Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby on a ruffied chick at frat house..

[atc300r]

Dont forget Ivana Hump or Ben Dover .My oldest brother went to school with a guy named Peter Dick ans his father was Harry Dick.

[Scootertrash]

Connie Lingus

Connie made a prosperous living on the lecture circuit after she retired from porn. She was quite the cunning linguist.

[Jd110]

Went to school with Robin Nehoff, her dad is Jack Neoff. Ooooooh, it's such a cruel world!

[tripledog]

Went to school with Robin Nehoff, her dad is Jack Neoff. Ooooooh, it's such a cruel world!

At least she wasn't dating Buster Hyman.

[3 Wheel Drive]

Oliver Klozoff
Mike Hunt

[atctim]

Colonel Angus

[keister]

Connie made a prosperous living on the lecture circuit after she retired from porn. She was quite the cunning linguist.

Crap, you beat me to it. You and Tripledog are both such cunning linguists, and I had one all tee'd up!

I went to college with Sharon Peters.

[atc300r]

Emma Big-Ones. Long Dong Wong. and Richard Cranium

[tripledog]

I went to college with Sharon Peters.

By your estimate, just how many peters was she sharin'?

[86T3]

Oliver Klozoff
Mike Hunt

There was a wrestler from a high school around me named Mike Hunts. Every tournament they were at, the first time his name was called it was Mike Hunts. After the laughter, it became Micheal Hunts

[tripledog]

Then there is S+M porn star Claude Balz...

[Dirty200]

2 girls 1 cup

[3 Wheel Drive]

bareback betty

[tripledog]

Clint Torres

[keister]

Jack Mahogov

[Bren_downe]

Dick Drizzle

[3 Wheel Drive]

Hugh G Rection

[Caminofeld]

Jen Nettles…

Oh, wait a minute…

236557

[Caminofeld]

Dick Drizzle

I treat many patients with that…wrap the sausage bro…

[Caminofeld]

Squirt Reynolds…starring in Darn Hard in the Barnyard…and Poke me with the man-dick...

[Bren_downe]

http://youtu.be/7RlBUEHQ7bY


I treat many patients with that…wrap the sausage bro…

[coolpool]

Justin Beaver. Better than the real Bieber!

[atc300r]

Master Bates

[NeverLift]

Girth quake


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[El Camexican]

Helmut Von Spitzout

Wiener Von Long Schlonger

Clit Eatswood

[El Camexican]

Britney Speared

The Sperminator

Clint Beatswood

Gregory Pecker

Phil Dekrak

Engelbert Humperdinck :lol:

[El Camexican]

Thats it ......wheres the mods ? .......isn't it Minglebearga Humperdick ?

Hopefully they're trying to think of some good names

[Rob Canadian]

Thinking OR.... JK

:)

[Caminofeld]

Dildo Baggins

Scrotor Rooter

Ice T-Bag...

[3 Wheel Drive]

Thats it ......wheres the mods ? .......isn't it Minglebearga Humperdick ?

Settle down, this is some quality family entertainment.... Ya know; its locker room talk.

Next question: whos your fav asian porn star?

[Caminofeld]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSH7PZduYw

[Jd110]

Settle down, this is some quality family entertainment.... Ya know; its locker room talk.

Next question: whos your fav asian porn star?
That'll be "Long Duk Dong". 236605
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTBL1BhSJCo&sns=em

[El Camexican]

Next question: whos your fav asian porn star?

你喜歡傾斜 comes to mind, or...

Hun Lon

Shi Fux

Luci Lix

Mi Suk

[El Camexican]

That 2 Live Crew brought back another memory of my misspent youth. Anyone remember this classic?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps1lP4uWZ-0

[El Camexican]

Dick Trickle

[3 Wheel Drive]

I saw the 2 Live Crew play at a movie theatre in Seattle around 98 or 99. The ICP had opened for them, my first time seeing juggalos.

[knappyfeet]

Man........I'm gone for a little bit and this thread blows up.

Lay off the viagra.

[El Camexican]

Man........I'm gone for a little bit and this thread blows up.

Lay off the viagra.

Did you say Blow up? Maybe that can be the next theme, marketing names for adult dolls?

PSI Patty
Dolly Do Ya
Plastic Fantastic
Vicky Vinyl

[knappyfeet]

Did you say Blow up? Maybe that can be the next theme, marketing names for adult dolls?

PSI Patty
Dolly Do Ya
Plastic Fantastic
Vicky Vinyl

You beat tripledog................

Plastic Fantastic is a good one.

[El Camexican]

You beat tripledog...

Yea, weird, he must have taken the evening off.

[Joseph Farrow]

Gawd damn it ........i`ve replayed dat video 14 times !! .........me me so horny .........me love you long time !

2 Live Crew took that from one of my all time favorite movies "Full Metal Jacket".

[kiser]

^^^Good movie rite there!! Git some! Git some! Come on git some yea!!!

[Caminofeld]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk

[czac]

Buster Innards

Ripper Upson

Guy S. Huge

Dick L. ikesteel

Steven Sidewe

[czac]

OMG... I hope none of you guys ever decide to run for President... it wont take long to torpedo your campaign with all this ammo.. lol,lol,lol...

[El Camexican]

OMG... I hope none of you guys ever decide to run for President... it wont take long to torpedo your campaign with all this ammo.. lol,lol,lol...

You might find it hard to believe, but I actually may have blown that chance all to hell prior to this thread

[czac]

You might find it hard to believe, but I actually may have blown that chance all to hell prior to this thread

Hard to believe? No way... lol I can also say I honestly agree! I blew my chances of being POTUS years ago! lol

[El Camexican]

Hard to believe? No way... lol I can also say I honestly agree! I blew my chances of being POTUS years ago! lol

I just glad everyone wasn't running around with the camera on their phone back in the day. I can't imagine how would have changed some of our lives, and not for the better!