Fun ways to mess with the engine impared

[Tri-ZNate]

When you are in that certain person's garage while they are piecing their motor back together or its that friend in small engine class just ask them a question like this

You changed the exhaust belt right? (that certain person) What?
Yeah its right next to the piston gear.

You know, those muffler bearings are probably bad if it sounds like that. :naughty:

If you know any others just add on. :D

[honda200]

you know if the motor doesnt start in 4 pulls, it needs a rebuild?

[LonesomeTriZ]

you know if the motor doesnt start in 4 pulls, it needs a rebuild?

Damn..... That's bad.

[Tri-ZNate]

you know if the motor doesnt start in 4 pulls, it needs a rebuild?

I like that one.

[honda200]

haha, wonder if it will work on my buddy with his 76 john deere trail fire sled, LOL

Curtis

[Tri-ZNate]

haha, wonder if it will work on my buddy with his 76 john deere trail fire sled, LOL

Curtis


I think I'll try it on my friend (dirtydan). he has to crank his big bear a couple times for it to start. but he is smart so we will see.

[Tri-ZNate]

if you put bearing on the end of anything it sounds like a part.

You replaced the oil bearing right?

How bout the valve bearing?

Oh and did you check the filter bearing? they can get pretty bad after a while.

or the front....

YOU DIDNT CHECK THE BEARING VALVE OR THE BEARING FILTER?

I'm gonna have so much fun at school tomorrw. :cool:

[1984kxtTECATE]

Its also fun messin with people who work at the DEQ (smog testing) my grandpa sure does a good job of pissing them off. Luckly my car is exempt because of age!!

[MTS]

haha me and my friends do this all the time to people...pretty halrious, this one time a kid that go;s to our school had his dirt bike out in town and we stoped over on the trails and where talkin to him, hes like oh yea im gona put this big huge fat main jet in this and its gona fly (hes ridin a yz 125) so where like ohhhh yea itll go, wana use one of our jets, so we go back to my friends and get a 165 main for it and pop it in....it was halrious when the kid went to go just buwwwhrrrrrrrrrr stall fould plug.....me and my friends are just sitting ther laughing our ass's off.....fun to screw with people haha

[dizasterzrfun69]

I wonder how many people someone could convince to put the oil in the gas-tank on things like atv's and little 5HP engines? tell them they gotta mix the oil and gas and thats how you do it. it should mix itself good when you start it up. :naughty:

[dizasterzrfun69]

Howdy was telling me last weekend about some-one who put like 3 or 4 quarts of oil in a car through the dip-stick hole HAHA that'd be hilarious to see! :p

[Tri-ZNate]

Howdy was telling me last weekend about some-one who put like 3 or 4 quarts of oil in a car through the dip-stick hole HAHA that'd be hilarious to see! :p

Through the dipstick hole? And I thought I was dumb.

[yamahaman89]

didu check the blinker fluid

[Pistonhead]

Dude the dipstick hole is freakin smaller on a car than on a trike!!! Haha 250sx you gave me some good ideas man, I'm gonna have fun today, Me and my buddy were the first to finish tearing down and rebuilding our engine and we ran it yesterday it of course ran like a kitten.

On a small engine:

You checked the fuel injecton metering right?
(when it doesn't start right away) Oh dear god you filled the master cylinder right?

[Howdy]

Howdy was telling me last weekend about some-one who put like 3 or 4 quarts of oil in a car through the dip-stick hole HAHA that'd be hilarious to see! :p

That is a true story. Your Dad was right there busting a gut when she told us what she did. We looked at each other and never said a thing. I have never forgot that one, and probably never will.
Howdy

[atctim]

I like to ask clueless people in the garage to do me favors, like:

Go grab me a left handed screw driver from the work bench

or

Can you take this bucket and go fill it up with acetylene for me please

Cracks me up when people go looking.

Also - I like to ask people in the spring time if they changed the stale winter air out of their tires. You can't run winter air in the summer time you know....LOL

[Enigma]

Have you rotated the air in your tires lately?

[Billy Golightly]

Howdy was telling me last weekend about some-one who put like 3 or 4 quarts of oil in a car through the dip-stick hole HAHA that'd be hilarious to see! :p


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now that is funny!


The bucket full of acetylene is pretty good too. How about a cup o' argon to go with your morning coffee?

[r00sty]

I send the less fortunate looking for a "brass magnet" all the time, left handed screwdriver, and sometimes a flugel binder wrench!! :mad:

[dooner17]

lol my friend just brought his 200s to my house and I asked him if he had some oil I could borrow. He said no he just put two litres in this. I checked the oil and he had it filled right to the top where the dipstick goes. We drained to the right spot though

[corndawg]

i love messin with ******* people at school like that, one time a buddy and i told a kid his car was leakin headlight fluid and he needed to get it checked because it would make his lights go out and he said "oh thanks ill tell my dad when i get home" lmao a few i use are headlight fluid, kanooter valve, muffler bearings, and battery hoses

[TrikerR]

at skool worckshop, we have a tool store that has to be manned all the time...when someone who dosent know a screwdriver from spark plug, they get asked to go and find the black and white striped paint. we even had one kid ask the teacher.

[bigredhead]

Anyone got a can of brake shoe lubricant i can borrow ?

[mywifeknowseverything]

I had a Guy at work once (A Temporary Worker) That was Challenged in Every area....Anyway,,,He couldnt get the Chainsaw to start....So I told him to Roll Start it....He put the Tip in the Dirt and off he went!! :D :w00t:

[84honda 200X]

One time my friends and i told this kid if you put deisel fual in you 3wheeler it will give it 20 more horse power and make you go ninety miles per hour. And he beleived us untill he asked his dad if it would work. There was one thing about it the next week i got some what i thought was gas out of my dads tank in his truck and it was deisal fuel! Man i felt like an idiot.

[md1985250r]

TRUE STORY.....This guy ( apprx 20 year old) told an older guy that "his tail light is pumping oil". There was a bunch of us standing around, rolling around after that. :naughty: :naughty: To top it off the guy walked around to the back of his car to check it out! :D :D :D

[renotrikeguy]

You can always ask the person to get you a "matterdaddy". When they ask whats a matterdaddy? you reply nothing son.

That was one of the running jokes that got played on new people out in the oilfields of central California.

[mrman550]

how about the wooden welding rods?

[TrikeKid]

you need to tell them to check on their header valves and change to proper winter,spring etc air in their tires and if they're really dumb tell them to go buy a can of racing air for their tires.

[rustbucket]

How about a metric crescent wrench, or a de-fibbullator wrench. Did you guys know that there is actually a site that shows people changing muffler bearings and stuff. We told a couple of girls to check their blinker fluid and they looked it up.

[rob0781]

Howdy was telling me last weekend about some-one who put like 3 or 4 quarts of oil in a car through the dip-stick hole HAHA that'd be hilarious to see! :p
tell them on a 4 stroke you got 2 oil options either premix your gas and leave the crankcase empty or the actual way...

[Pistonhead]

how about the wooden welding rods?

Those are the special ones for welding body pannels on 40's Pontiac wagons! :D

[atczack]

How about a bolt stretcher to make those little bolt's big enough? When I was in the Navy we used to ask the new guy's to go get a bucket of steam. Or go get some liquid bulkhead remover, or to stand lookout for the mail bouy, or go crank down the forward mast. Go get the key's to the seachest. lol Some of these probably don't make any sense to some of you guy's, but if you were in the Navy you know what I mean.

[3 weelin geezer]

How about those sound powered phone batteries? Or the ship's key on the wall on the fantail? You ever get that bucket of steam? You can either get a drop of water in it and a match or get some dry ice. liquid bulkhead remover...Hmm..never heard that one. Did you serve bug juice made from real bugs?

[3 weelin geezer]

Howdy was telling me last weekend about some-one who put like 3 or 4 quarts of oil in a car through the dip-stick hole HAHA that'd be hilarious to see! :p


This sometimes happens on certain transmissions where it actually IS easier to pour it there than to find the plug and a pump to squirt it into. Tell that to a woman and watch her face of ..you are s***** me right? look.

[atczack]

HAHA, 3 weelin geezer, I forgot about the sound powered phone batteries! Good one. Yeah we had bug juice, not only could you drink it, you could degrease machinery with it in the engine room's!! Have you ever sent anybody down to the HT shop for an HT punch? I was an HT, I used to love that one. People from other division's would call the shop and say, " I'm sending a new guy down to borrow an HT punch, hook him up will ya?" What about the solar powered flashlight? Anybody ever use one of those?

[Bill X_R]

How about a bolt stretcher to make those little bolt's big enough? When I was in the Navy we used to ask the new guy's to go get a bucket of steam. Or go get some liquid bulkhead remover, or to stand lookout for the mail bouy, or go crank down the forward mast. Go get the key's to the seachest. lol Some of these probably don't make any sense to some of you guy's, but if you were in the Navy you know what I mean.

We would always send ricky down to disbursing (ships bank 4 u non Navy types) to get some Flight Quarters (on a carrier). Got one guy to go down to medical for a PAP-SMEAR...LMFAO!!!!!!

[atczack]

HA, I never heard that one about flight quarter's, That's a good one too. I was a hotsuitman on flight quarter's though and it sucked!!! Has to run up and get in a hotass aluminum suit every time the helo took off or landed, which just happened to be all the time! It's amazing I got any work done. It got me off of watch alot though! :D

[faf_racing]

I suppose they used a straw for a funnel?

[faf_racing]

We would always send ricky down to disbursing (ships bank 4 u non Navy types) to get some Flight Quarters (on a carrier). Got one guy to go down to medical for a PAP-SMEAR...LMFAO!!!!!!
LMAFO>>>>>LMAFO>>>>>Can't sit in a chair that is funny!!!!!some people are sooo dumb! :naughty:

[Tri-ZNate]

It may not be for engines but at my last job a 40 year old guy actually went and looked for the rock strecher so we could make the 3" 1 footers into 1" 3 footers :lol:

[bigredhead]

I have to explain a " Right-Click " at work every day... at least twice !!!

[LaDano]

Just ask someone to get you a lefthanded metric crescent wrench. About 15yrs ago I got fired when I sent the bosses son to get me one at the tool shed. He was gone out of my hair for 4 hrs, then asked his daddy where to get it. It was worth it

[Yamahauler]

When theres a new guy, ask him to go ask the boss for a right hand slap, my brother did that and it worked, the boss slapped him in the face.

[TeamGeek6]

Its also fun messin with people who work at the DEQ (smog testing) my grandpa sure does a good job of pissing them off. Luckly my car is exempt because of age!!

If you REALLY want to yank their crank, squirt a little nox in the exhaust system.

Theyll wonder why they arent getting any readings.

[Tri-ZNate]

If you REALLY want to yank their crank, squirt a little nox in the exhaust system.

Theyll wonder why they arent getting any readings.


or go under someone's car one night, drill a hole in their muffler, and put a grease fitting in. Pump it up with grease and it'll smoke like a ******* for a couple of days. When it stops smoking you roll under it again and pump it up some more :naughty:. my uncle did it all the time to his brothers. :lol:

[slothminx]

lol i like that one haha i might have to do that to someone one day. a favorite of mine is "can you pass me the powerbands" and have a little packet of rubber bands labeled super racing powerbands i can guarantee you if there dum enough they will ask for some to fit to somthing.

[OldSchoolin86]

My favorite is telling some noob they can gain big hp numbers by elimating the foat system on their carb, leaning their mix way out, and fixing a couple of electrical fittings. :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

[Jason Hall]

Oldschool your too funny. I like telling people, Man you need a new gunudar valve, There reply is always (well how much are they, & were is it located). Then I tell them its rite along side of the finagin pin. :wondering
I worked with a guy in myrtle beach that would pull a plug wire off, put it through a hole he made in a 2-liter bottle & fill the bottle full of accetylene. As soon as you started your car it blew up. That was dangerous but funny as hell. :D
When your buddy gets done doing something say, (Oh man your not doing that like that are you). Also tell someone to make sure they torque the piston bolts. :beer

[Yamahauler]

I worked with a guy in myrtle beach that would pull a plug wire off, put it through a hole he made in a 2-liter bottle & fill the bottle full of accetylene.
Wouldnt it need to be grounded to the frame for it to spark?

[Jason Hall]

I did'nt go into full detail, but yes he ran a ground wire :w00t: . When someone asks how tite do I tighten this? Tell them to tighten it up till it snaps off, then back it off a half a turn. :lol:

[foster]

LOL, I call that "The Foster Method" of tightening.

[TeamGeek6]

Throw a handful of those .22 cal power loads for a nail gun in some poor suckers car exhaust manifold, then sit back and laugh. Just so noone gets an eye put out.

[Mike Fort Laud]

I have some god ones. German Torque wrench:: set it to "GUDENTITE". When the employees spill aluminum rivets I tell them to pick them up with the aluminum magnet. Or when working on metric bolts. I tell them to get the Metric cresent wrench or metric pliers. Then replace the power band on a 2 stroke. Or tell a guy with a 2 stroke that he needs to adjust his valve clearance. Tail light fluid is low. The canuter valve is sticking.
I was at a bar looking for a friend and told the girl I was looking for real tall short guy with light dark hair and curly straight hair. Kind of a fat skinny guy with a light dark tan............................................... ..............................

[foster]

I used to work at a department store in the downtown and all the department stores downtown used to send their new employees over to the other department stores to borrow stuff like "counter stretchers" and "left handed hammers."
We sent one new guy across the street to Woolworth's for a counter stretcher and the Woolworth's guy told him, for a joke, "oh, you have to get that at our other location on the other side of the city. Just go right into the stockroom and take it, I'll call them ahead of time so they're expecting you."
After a few hours we noticed our new guy was missing. We called over to Woolworths and they told us what they had done, so we called the other Woolworth's across town and they just about kah-kah in their pants, because they were not "in" on the joke.
"Oh my God," the manager said, "we caught that guy nosing around in our stock room and called the cops. Your guy is probably in jail!"

LOL. AND HE WAS!!!!!

[hondatrikesrule22]

I had a Guy at work once (A Temporary Worker) That was Challenged in Every area....Anyway,,,He couldnt get the Chainsaw to start....So I told him to Roll Start it....He put the Tip in the Dirt and off he went!! :D :w00t:

LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tri-ZNate]

I used to work at a department store in the downtown and all the department stores downtown used to send their new employees over to the other department stores to borrow stuff like "counter stretchers" and "left handed hammers."
We sent one new guy across the street to Woolworth's for a counter stretcher and the Woolworth's guy told him, for a joke, "oh, you have to get that at our other location on the other side of the city. Just go right into the stockroom and take it, I'll call them ahead of time so they're expecting you."
After a few hours we noticed our new guy was missing. We called over to Woolworths and they told us what they had done, so we called the other Woolworth's across town and they just about kah-kah in their pants, because they were not "in" on the joke.
"Oh my God," the manager said, "we caught that guy nosing around in our stock room and called the cops. Your guy is probably in jail!"

LOL. AND HE WAS!!!!!


Ha ha now I dont care who you are thats funny right there. That sounds like my computer repair teacher and the shop teacher. When they get freshman in their class they send the to each others rooms look for a cresant wrench for example. they ask for one and he will say right handed or left, they go back "he wants a right handed", a gudentight or a regular, "regular", ok ask him if he wants chrome or rainbow colored one "chrome", **** I dont have one here.....umm go down to automotive and ask for one :lol: