Illegal alien poem

[chris200x]

Please noone get offended by this, it's so damn funny!!!

I cross ocean
poor and broke
Take bus
see employment folk

nice man treat me
good in there
say I need to
see welfare

welfare say
you come no more
we send cash
right to front door

welfare checks
they make you wealthy
medicaid it keep
you healthy

by and by
I got plenty money
thanks to you
American dummy

write to friends
in motherland
tell them come
fast as you can

they come in turbines
and ford trucks
I but big house
with welfare bucks

they come here
we live together
more welfare checks
it gets better

fourteen families
they movin in
but neighbors patience wearin thin

Finally white guy
moves away
now I buy his house
and then I say

find more aliens
for house to rent
and in yard
i put a tent

send your family
they just trach
but they too
get welfare cash

everything is
very good
and soon we own
the neighborhood

we have hobby
its called breeding
welfare pay
for baby feeding

kids need dentist
wife need pills
we get free
we got no bills

American crazy
he pay all year
to keep welfare
running here

we think america
darn good place
too darn good for
the white man race

if they no like us
thet can scram
got lots of room
in Pakistan!!!
:Bounce

[yamahaman89]

haha the said thing is its all true lol

[1984kxtTECATE]

They already outnumber us were I live.

[Maine_Triker]

HAHA.. good man that's hilarious... lol

[Kintore]

out here in the country we are ok so far, But in town its so true

[Pistonhead]

Yeah no kidding theyv'e taken over town. My school has to be atlest 85% immigrants.

[MTS]

Yeah no kidding theyv'e taken over town. My school has to be atlest 85% immigrants.
hmm my school is 95% redneck drugattics that live in a hick town :p

[ATC crazy]

..Buhahahahahaha!!!

[trikezilla]

hmm my school is 95% redneck drugattics that live in a hick town :p

hehe...they must be migarting south too cuz i have the same problem here :eek:

[350xsx]

that was wonderful