The French ........

[Wickedfinger]

No support from France for this impending war eh?. Don't be supprised - If you ask me, were going to battle with the wrong people. We ought to take Frances gift to us, the statue of liberty, fill it with napalm, fly it over the ocean and drop it on those snail eating surender monkeys.

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these

drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by

prostitutes."

----Mark Twain





"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France."

----Author unknown



"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one

behind me."

--- General George S. Patton





"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your

accordion."

--Norman Schwartzkopf





"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

---- Marge Simpson





"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

---Jacques Chirac, President of France







"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

---Rush Limbaugh,







"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is

sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

--- Regis Philbin







"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any

better,

on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in



Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than

sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."

--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)







"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the

1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the



face for it."

---John McCain,U.S. Senator from Arizona







"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he

hatesAmerica, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,

people."

--Conan O'Brien







"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get

Saddam

out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of

France!"

---Jay Leno







"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into

Paris

under a German flag."

--David Letterman

[ATC crazy]

The French are big pansies. :evil: If it wernt for us, their asses would've been kicked by Germany in BOTH World Wars. They think that just because its not happening to them they dont have to worry about it. Bastards :x

[Jeb]

Excellent!

Heard this on the radio the other morning:


"For sale: 1 Authentic French Military Rifle. Never been fired, dropped once."


:D :D :D :D

[ATC crazy]

That joke has been around here for quite a while. Pretty good one though

[Howdy]

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno

I love Jay Leno!!


How true the whole thread actually is.

Howdy

[Ace Mon]

Hey whats the only war the french have ever won ? The French revolution . Why does the french navy have glass bottomed boats ? So they can see the last french navy .

[ATCRYDER]

LMAO

Good Stuff, Tejas!!!

[Mobular]

If it wernt for us, their asses would've been kicked by Germany in BOTH World Wars. T
-Actually, Their asses WERE kicked in both wars! The German armies occupied France during both WWI and II.
-Whrn you say"us", I hope you meant the allied forces.

-Why get all bent over it anyways. Who cares if they side with you or not?

[wanta250r]

I heard something on the news about calling French Fries, Freedom Fries instead..... Does anyone know what thats all about

[HemiChallenger71]

Should I assume Germany has agreed to help us now?

The thing I get the kick out of is that Paris France is built on a swamp. Those people are so stupid. I think they're still cought up in unifying Europe, what a joke that is too.

[wanta250r]

You no you can smell paris 50 miles away. lol

[smokinwrench]

FOR SALE
1 French battle tank 1 forward gear 6 reverse gears.

[J.D.]

I heard something on the news about calling French Fries, Freedom Fries instead..... Does anyone know what thats all about

Back in the early 1900's anything that didn't have an American name, IE french fries, became "Liberty this" or "Freedom that".

[ATCkrazy]

Dont you people have anything better to do then sit around or your asses and mock frenche's???? I gotta go shovle sh!t and cut firewood at the farm, which is at least doing something outside, I dont see how any of you can spend more then 30 minutes in front of a computer, I hate it after half an hour, you al need to get out work more.

[ATCRYDER]

I heard something on the news about calling French Fries, Freedom Fries instead..... Does anyone know what thats all about

Back in the early 1900's anything that didn't have an American name, IE french fries, became "Liberty this" or "Freedom that".

Wrong. Some little restaurant owner in the midwest decided to call french fries "freedom fries" and it got a bit of media attention. Just a poinltess cry for attention if you ask me.....but whatever sells.

[Howdy]

Dont you people have anything better to do then sit around or your asses and mock frenche's????

Nope, Too addicted to the site and Ebay. lol j/k
Howdy

[TimSr]

It was actually a diner or cafeteria or something in or affiliated with the congressional building.

The idea came from WWII, when German sheppards became "police dogs", and sauerkraut became liberty cabbage, among other things. We've pretty much gone back to sauerkraut, but you still often hear people who were children in the 1940's refer to sheppards as "German police dogs", combining the two names. As Paul Harvey says. "Now you know the REST of the story".

[Howdy]

Tim Sr is correct. Here is a newspaper article:

[Billy Golightly]

Dont you people have anything better to do then sit around or your asses and mock frenche's????


Nope

[J.D.]

Sorry for not telling the whole story Tim, I just told what I knew from my American History book. But anyways here's how I feel about those Freakin' French....we've helped them out more than once, and in a bigtime way, and they won't even help us now? Next time someone wants to invade France and attack them, and they say "Oh US please help us! We is too stoopid to attack back on our own and we is getting pounded!!" the US needs to say "F you mother F'ers". What's there excuse for not helping anyways?

[Jeb]

Dont you people have anything better to do then sit around or your asses and mock frenche's???? I gotta go shovle sh!t and cut firewood at the farm,


I had enough of that $h!t from age 8-19. You can have all of it. knock yourself out. :-D


This is great, keep 'em coming. I'm gonna set on my @$$ and keep reading 'em.

[ATCkrazy]

well Im proud to say I've spent all day cutting firewood, I'd rather do backbreaking work outside then spend all day infront of a computer whineing about the french(or just about anytihng else for that matter), Im a working man, it would make more sense to get off yer trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro and do something about the problem then to just sit on yer trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro infront of a computer and trailprotrailprotrailprotrailprotrailpro and whine about it. but thats just my 2 cents.

[J.D.]

Dude don't even tell me about getting off my ass and working! I've been working since I was 4 years old. Back then I used to work with my dad, I picked up trash for a dollar an hour on construction sites, as long as there wasn't alot of work going on and through the years I've worked...still today I work off and on. Always broke though damnit.

[ATC crazy]

I dont see how any of you can spend more then 30 minutes in front of a computer, I hate it after half an hour, you al need to get out work more

Im on this site for about an hour or more, then its off to ebaymotors, thespark, then to check my email. If I don't need to be anywhere soon then I will go to other sites like trinity, toomey, dennis kirk, or rockymountainatv. ;) So...what do ya'll do :D

[YTZ250N]

Boy thats great that someone can work. I hear its real hard. I can't say I ever tried it but I have heard all about it. Here I thought typing was hard work.

Oh yeah the french suck.

[als250]

Dont you people have anything better to do then sit around or your asses and mock frenche's???? I gotta go shovle sh!t and cut firewood at the farm, which is at least doing something outside, I dont see how any of you can spend more then 30 minutes in front of a computer, I hate it after half an hour, you al need to get out work more.

Laborers Union, Local #81 here! (12yrs. in Aug., member in good standing)

Answer to your question: Not at the moment!

" What do you call a frenchmen in Iraq???????????????????????????


" LOST !!! "-Jay Leno-------------LMAO :D :D :D :D :D :D


Al

[ATCkrazy]

My point is that I cant see how any of you can just sit around and whine about it and do nothing about it, I dont whine, but on the other hand I dont do anything about it, I dont know, just strikes me as a waste of time, anyway I gotta go to work.

[smokinwrench]

For a guy who says he doesn't have time to waste on a computer, sure has had alot of posts in the short amount of time he has been here.

That is a fact not $0.02

Josh

[TimSr]

Being an INFORMED voter IS doing something about it. Ill back ATCkrazy on one point, that if you are eligible to vote, and choose not to, you have no right to complain. Personally, while I condemn France, and Germany, our supposed allies (what would you expect from the Chinese and Russians), I would like to commend the guy I helped choose to represent the USA, and I am thankful every day the other guy didn't win! Its really sad that over half of those who could vote, CHOOSE not to bother. To them I say, SHUT UP!

[Jeb]

Amen TimSr, I'm thankfull I voted for the man too.

[Billy Golightly]

I just heard this on the radio a few minutes ago and figured (most) everybody would like to read it. Makes alot of good sense.





An Open Letter To The Hollywood Bunch

Ok let’s just say for a moment you bunch of pampered, overpaid,
unrealistic children had your way and the U.S.A. didn’t go into Iraq.

Let’s say that you really get your way and we destroy all our nuclear
weapons and stick daisies in our gun barrels and sit around with some
white wine and cheese and pat ourselves on the back, so proud of what
we’ve done for world peace.

Let’s say that we cut the military budget to just enough to keep the
National Guard on hand to help out with floods and fires.

Let’s say that we close down our military bases all over the world and
bring the troops home, increase our foreign aid and drop all the trade
sanctions against everybody.

I suppose that in your fantasy world this would create a utopian world
where everybody would live in peace. After all, the great monster, the
United States of America, the cause of all the world’s trouble would
have disbanded it’s horrible military and certainly all the other
countries of the world would follow suit.

After all, they only arm themselves to defend their countries from the
mean old U.S.A.

Why you bunch of pitiful, hypocritical, idiotic, spoiled mugwumps.
Get your head out of the sand and smell the Trade Towers burning.
Do you think that a trip to Iraq by Sean Penn did anything but encourage
a wanton murderer to think that the people of the U.S.A. didn’t have the
nerve or the guts to fight him?

Barbra Streisand’s fanatical and hateful rankings about George Bush
makes about as much sense as Michael Jackson hanging a baby over a
railing.

You people need to get out of Hollywood once in a while and get out into
the real world. You’d be surprised at the hostility you would find out
here.
Stop in at a truck stop and tell an overworked, long distance truck
driver that you don’t think Saddam Hussein is doing anything wrong.

Tell a farmer with a couple of sons in the military that you think the
United States has no right to defend itself.

Go down to Baxley, Georgia and hold an anti-war rally and see what the
folks down there think about you.

You people are some of the most disgusting examples of a waste of
protoplasm I’ve ever had the displeasure to hear about.

Sean Penn, you’re a traitor to the United States of America. You gave
aid and comfort to the enemy. How many American lives will your
little, ”fact finding trip“ to Iraq cost? You encouraged Saddam to
think that we didn’t have the stomach for war.

You people protect one of the most evil men on the face of this earth
and won’t lift a finger to save the life of an unborn baby. Freedom of
choice you say?

Well I’m going to exercise some freedom of choice of my own. If I see
any of your names on a marquee, I’m going to boycott the movie. I will
completely stop going to movies if I have to. In most cases it
certainly wouldn’t be much of a loss.

You scoff at our military who’s boots you’re not even worthy to shine.
They go to battle and risk their lives so ingrates like you can live in
luxury.
The day of reckoning is coming when you will be faced with the
undeniable truth that the war against Saddam Hussein is the war on
terrorism.

America is in imminent danger. You’re either for her or against her.
There is no middle ground.

I think we all know where you stand.

What do you think?

God Bless America

Charlie Daniels

[als250]

Thanks, HondaATC! I did enjoy that. Agree 100%! Lets hear it for Mr. Daniels!! :clap :clap :clap :clap

Al

[Billy Golightly]

I've always enjoyed reading his Soapbox colum at his website: http://charliedaniels.com/ Lots of good stuff. I'm gonna buy the book. He's also of course got some great music.

[Jeb]

Thanks Billy! I love it!

And to hell with the Dixie Chicks too. most of us from Texas that I've talked to today are ashamed THEY are from Texas now and not the president.


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=501&ncid=716&e=8&u=/ap/20030314/ap_on_en_mu/people_dixie_chicks

[Andrew]

we could take out france in a day max,they wouldent fight back at all those pansy fags.