Does anyone know how to get a golf club out of an engine?

[Killer TA]

In 2002 I tried to pry a part on with one and the golf club broke and the club piece fell down into my 1979 TA engine.

[bp739]

:lol: Just turn the car upside down and shake it till the golf club falls out,,,:lol: :lol:

[dizasterzrfun69]

..:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ATC-Eric]

.........where is it?...........5 years later?...........

[ATC-Eric]

...............and buy a pry bar!!!!!!!

[Mr. Clean]

Wood or Steel? Was it an iron or driver/ fairway wood. Blade or cavity back? Old hickory shaft or steel shaft or graphite shaft. Need more info before I can help. A guy who frequents this board works for Arnold Palmer, he may be able to help.

[atctim]

a golf club fell into your TA engine............... uh - OK - got a golf ball retriever, maybe fish it out with that....... Where did it fall in through, the oil fill hole?

[mark38090]

By TA, I assume you mean Trans-Am, and if thats correct, buy a Ford, golf clubs arent required to fix them.

[Killer TA]

I work at Pratt and whitney assembling aircraft engines. mabey thay will let me use there hoist

[atctim]

Killer TA - you assemble aircraft engines for a living, yet work on engines at home with a golf club????????? I never was too scared of flying before, but now I may rethink my position of aircraft safety....

[cr480r]

Is this some kind of humor?

[dizasterzrfun69]

Killer TA - you assemble aircraft engines for a living, yet work on engines at home with a golf club????????? I never was too scared of flying before, but now I may rethink my position of aircraft safety....


i just called and cancelled my flight to the bahamas :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nah just kiddin, i rather stay at home and work on trikes then blow money to go see some sand and water.

[84honda200s]

man its kinda funny. you broke a golf club while "fixing" a ta. you even have to admit its funny. but anyway where did it fall in? we need some details man. :pics: :pics:

[bp739]

Is this some kind of humor?

No....losing a golf club in your TA motor is some serious stuff....geeez...... like its never happened to you....:lol: :lol: :lol:

[84honda200s]

never happened to me yet. but im not one to take my engines apart with golf clubs.

:lol: :lol: but for real guys we really should figure out a way to help the poor guy. i dont think he posted to get laughed at. hes just looking for help.

[okieRrider]

http://www.dodgedakotas.com/boards/ot/4389.html

[SYKO]

golf club are you kiddin!!!?? wtf!!! that aint SHIZ!!! I lost a baseball bat changing my muffler bearings!!! fell right in my blinker fluid hole!!! F'n thing is lost!!!

[84honda200s]

lol omg i needed to find a left handed metric wrench to unbolt my block before. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[dizasterzrfun69]

lol omg i needed to find a left handed metric wrench to unbolt my block before. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


those are hard to find and alot of people wont even look for them because they are so rare. I fortunately have a whole set of left handed screwdrivers i got for christmas. :lol:

no really dude, where is the golf club at? could you use a magnet of some sort to get it out? ( sry i dunno if clubs are even magnetic :lol: )

[84honda200s]

those are hard to find and alot of people wont even look for them because they are so rare.


:lol: :lol: your telling me i searched and searched and i finally found one. guess what it looks like a right handed standard wrench.



no really guys give the guy some ideas. im saying you may need to tear it down. but like i said we need a little more detail.

[cr480r]

http://www.dodgedakotas.com/boards/ot/4389.html

wow........

[dizasterzrfun69]

http://www.dodgedakotas.com/boards/ot/4389.html


maybe we will see him on the news sometime :crazy: :crazy:

[84honda200s]

omg freaking crazy people. i thought i was messed up. lol

[dizasterzrfun69]

omg freaking crazy people. i thought i was messed up. lol


nobody ever said you werent messed up, your just not as bad as him :lol: :D

[84honda200s]

lol thanks man. my insanity is all i have.

[dizasterzrfun69]

its better than nothing:lol:

[84honda200s]

lol yup and come in handy more often than not.

[Killer TA]

once some of my Prozac pills fell inside one of the JT90 engines working second shift at Pratt and I never told anyone. My pills are flying around up there somewhere now.
Yea I threatened to sabotage the jet engines there and the head hancho said "Youre fired!" in 2005 but than the Union came out and said "no hes not!" I love the union.

[Banage]

killer, I am scared of you, I think you should not move to MN. But on a side note, can you ues one of them long flexable rods, that you squeeze the handle to open the claw and grab the club.

[crazy3wheeler82]

that would work pertty good or bring it to your local golf store and ask for the guy that repairs clubs he could help ya out to.

[atctim]

This guy may be no joke - just not sure why he is here on our boards - he does have a tecate - but we may want to dig a little deeper - WTF???

http://www.network54.com/Forum/281468/thread/1116304839/last-1155241424/Some+one+posting+as+a+rep+for+Pratt

[84honda200s]

holy crap man. he is messed for sure. im never riding a jet. NEVER

[Banage]

This guy may be no joke - just not sure why he is here on our boards - he does have a tecate - but we may want to dig a little deeper - WTF???

http://www.network54.com/Forum/281468/thread/1116304839/last-1155241424/Some+one+posting+as+a+rep+for+Pratt


geese, creepy

[atctim]

BTW -

Here is Killer TA's trouble for those who asked about this problem he posted:

(pasted from Hotrodders Bulletin Board)

01-12-2002, 12:27 PM
Replies: 16
These Edelbrok heads don't fit!!!!
Views: 432
Posted By WilliamKalvinek
Post These Edelbrok heads don't fit!!!!

Now I am realy mad!!! I tried wedging the Edelbrock heads in with a golf club to make them fit just now,
and the golf club broke! Now the heads are all nicked up and the gasket won't seal! A piece of...
Forum: Engine 01-12-2002, 12:25 PM
Replies: 0
Edelbrock heads-I NEED HELP!
Views: 159
Posted By WilliamKalvinek
Exclamation Edelbrock heads-I NEED HELP!

William Kalvinek _wildflowers@msn.com

I am buliding a Pontiac 400 and am going to use a set of the Edelbroc heads. I named my car the "Wimpy William S. Kalvinek
Patty Trans-Am" I drove my Trans-Am...

[super90]

I thought this was a joke... Now I think he has some serious problems...

[ATC-Eric]

Killer you own a Tecate?

[3 weelin geezer]

What part were ou prying on in the first place? I am curious as to how it ended up getting inside the engine. I just can't think of very many holes that a golf club would fit into. Can you post pix?

[erectordale]

OK mechanic school is a good start lol

[85ytz250n]

I think that you are a prime example of why I hate Unions. I think the bigger question (instead of how the club got into the engine) is how you managed to evade Darwinism for so long. Just leave the club in and give her hell till she well and truly dies.

Barry

[Killer TA]

its a 1986 357

[ATC-Eric]

I think your lying. How old are you?

[mark38090]

its a 1986 357 I named it the Wimpy Sailor.

Do you think I Bill needs to go back to the hospital?

July 4, 1988-------Arrested for psychotic episode for getting paranoid and attacking people in neighborhood with golf club.
July 5, 1988-------Admitted to New Britain General Hospital by parents under another person's stolen identification, of which fraudulent Social Security benefits were applied for. William Kalvinek was transferred by ambulance due to determination that he was a danger to himself and others.

November 12, 2005- Psychotic episode, Disorderly conduct and threatening.

August 11, 2006----Psychotic episode, First degree sexual assault and risk of injury to a minor.

OK now I'm smellin' BS

[Mr. Clean]

There is no earthly way a golf club gets stuck when disassembling or assembling an engine. If it does get stuck then just keep tearing the motor apart or if you are assembling then tear it back apart. If something like this actually happened there is nothing you could do except tear it apart. Three pages of people trying to help with a bogus problem and you (killer TA) provide absolutely no help in return. Billy please lock or better yet delete this worthless thread.

[New2ATC]

I dont know what to think after reading the link that atctim posted....

[atctim]

Just my personal opinion - look at all of the other boards this guy has been on wasting time and bandwidth...... I say he needs :banned:

Can you say TROLL addiction?

[84honda200s]

i agree billy i think he needs to be :banned: . look what he was doing in all the other forums.

[Kalvi]

First off let me say I am sorry that this cr*p has been posted here.

I joined this site on 11/2/2003 under the user name Killer TA at that time I was restoring my 85 Tecate and this was a good place for info and some help. I did make a few postings looking for some help with my Tecate.
Fast foward to 2006 were some one managed to get into my old account and edited all my old postings on 9/5/2006 and then proceed to make new postings under my old user name. Now I do know who that person is that took over my old sign in. This is a person I have been having problems with him posting things since 1999.

Now I do not plan on taking up a lot of as some one here said bandwith. just going to give you all a little info then be on my way.

In case anyone is wourndering how I know about the postings here under my old user name I Google my last name and Killer TA about once a mounth as this is nowere near the first time I have had to deal with this problem. Killer TA is the log on that I use on most sites and have had to defend.

Let me say I am in noway crazy:crazy: :D I do still own my Tecate though I have not been rideing in a while. Some one here said they would like to see my boat http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136177 theres a pic there not a great on but its a pic also notice the log in name Killer TA. I do work at Pratt but have never been fired or even been close to it.


I would be more then willing to meet up with any of the CT members here to prove what I have said in this post is true. Maybe we could even get some rideing in. I do know of a Good place in Middlefield.


Thank You for takeing the time to read this post and once again I an sorry that this cr*p had to be posted here. If any one has any good questions I will be more then happy to answer them.


Bill Kalvinek

[Rm250RF900R]

This must be the strangest thread in 3WW history.

[Billy Golightly]

The IP addresses are different for these posts in this thread but this second account matches some older ones... weird story.

[Kalvi]

The IP addresses are different for these posts in this thread but this second account matches some older ones... weird story.

More like scary having to deal with this kind of stuff. If you do a search of the ip address this post is from and the older posts under Killer TA (the ones I posted before the account was hacked on or around 9/5/2006) you will find thay come from Pratt & Whitney were I work.

P.S. Im all for :banned: ing my old account:naughty:

[Billy Golightly]

So whats the story with this guy that keeps giving you *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, and whys he do it?

[thefox]

All the old post were changed one right after the other and there is nothing in the old posts after by other members to make me thing the post before was absurd, and we know that members here would not let stuff like that slip by. So whatever the story is, I would agree that someone is not quite right in the head.

[Kalvi]

Well I will give you the short story, The person who posts all the stuff about me lived down the street from me as a kid we used to be friends. After a few years of being frends with him I was told by his parents I could not come over anymore. At the age of around 5 you think you did some thing wrong and for years I thought just that. I would latter find out to put it nicely they sent him away.

After he turned 18 the state had to let him out. One day I was working on my first Trans Am when he started to ride his bike back and forth in front of my parents house saying stuff I ignored him for awhile untill he started to say stuff about my girlfriend. Being young I thought I will teach him, so I took of after him and ended up hitting him with a golf clud (I know not one of my better ideas) I got aressed for hitting him. But when it went to court he never showed so the charges were dropped.

The in 1999 my sister tells me about a wed site she saw on the internet called D.A.W.O.L.1999 (don't ask me, I don"t know what it means). The web site run By IMatthew Urquhart said I was involved in some scientific research project with him and anouther person. I had the site removed by the host as it had lies about me on it.
Do a search on Google for dawol1999 you should find two or so listings.

And so it goes till now I have been tracking and stoping him for 8 years. I have called the police more times then I can count had him kicked of college campuses for useing there computers to post about me.

Some times I wish I had a common name like Jones then all his cr*p would kind of blend into the back ground.

Sorry so long and that is the short story:beer


Bill Kalvinek

[Kalvi]

All the old post were changed one right after the other and there is nothing in the old posts after by other members to make me thing the post before was absurd, and we know that members here would not let stuff like that slip by. So whatever the story is, I would agree that someone is not quite right in the head.

I can tell you who is not right in the head the guy who stole over my old log in (Killer TA). Good detective work I didn't even think to read the postings after for any clues. If you look at when the posts were edited you will see it was all in 30 min. time frame (4:41,4:50,4:57,5:03, and 5:08)

[3 weelin geezer]

I am confused. What does a prozac pill have to do with a golf club in what I think is a car engine? Or is it an airplane engine? http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g257/3_weelin_geezer/smileys/boggled.gif

959 posts...Thats what, almost 16 hours posting at an estimated time of 1 minute each? I know. It has nothing to do with this but its still off topic and confusing, isnt it? :crazy: