PISS ON HONDA - Help me SKIN A CAT!!

[Dirtcrasher]

You aren't gonna believe this and I KNOW how most of you will respond to this.

I have a few cats, from the ex wife and from the ex girlfriend.... I tried to be nice and not send them to cat heaven.

So, I woke up this morning to label my new OEM parts and found that one of my fuzzy friends decided to take a piss IN and ON my parts box :mad:

There were over 1000$ worth of brand new NOS, rare and some discontinued parts.

All balls stem kit, rusty from cat urine. NOS 86 200X headlight switch and decompression cable, both filled with cat urine.

I am F$!@$#!& fuming like mad right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I keep the litter boxes spotless but someone decided to take a
PISS ON HONDA!!!!

[ATC-Eric]

KILL UM!!!!!!!! Or just take a drive and let them go in some field.

[225DX DUDE]

Wow,why would they do that? You should keep them somewhere out of reach.

[Erics350x]

cats are nasty little bastards, which is why i wouldn't slow down if one was in the road.

[edog]

I love cats.lol

Sorry for your loss.

Lets have a moment of silence.

[SYKO]

duck tape them to the road!

[DeePa]

you poor *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**E dited*

[stoney420]

i ran out of dog food this morning, send them my way :-)

[84honda200s]

tie em to a tree and give a shot gun a work out. or tie em to the back of a trike and take em for a walk. but either way if they were my cats they would be dead less than 15 min later.

[Dirtcrasher]

I gotta check the crate motors and see if anyone took a dump on them.....

[84honda200s]

I gotta check the crate motors and see if anyone took a dump on them.....



id really kill them little bastards if they did that.

[pickleweasel_00]

I've heard it can b entertaining if you tie their tails together and throw them over a clothes-line...

[edog]

Be carefull boyz....Huffa watching.lmfao

[Bryan Raffa]

Good Kitty!:D

[Hair Bear Bunch]

Now come on guys, let's be at least a little bit sporting here.
All you need is some cat food, a length of string,....





And a clay pigeon launcher.

Even if you miss with both barrels it'll take 'em a while to come back.

[edog]

I've heard it can b entertaining if you tie their tails together and throw them over a clothes-line...

That's just wrong:eek:

[84honda200s]

I've heard it can b entertaining if you tie their tails together and throw them over a clothes-line...




lmao that would be kinda funny to watch.



i have an idea for them to still live but yet not piss on stuff you dont want them to.

it takes concrete, a wooden box about 4-5 inches deep and the cats. put the cats in the box and fill it with the concrete. they will still live yet the wont be able to run around and piss and *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* on stuff.

[Dirtcrasher]

Good Kitty!:D


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Be nice, I've got a Clydesdale horse that likes to stomp on Tri-Z's :naughty:

[Tri-ZNate]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Be nice, I've got a Clydesdale horse that likes to stomp on Tri-Z's :naughty:

Why the overkill? A tri-z slapped with a large trout would probably disassemble itself :rolleyes:

As for the cats, get rid of them, they attached themselves to your exs and know how to make your life miserable :eek:

[lndy650]

all you need is a winchester, remington, savage, ruger ect... ect...

[Youngrasher]

I'd piss on the cats for a start

[Yamada]

All you need is a cat, a dog, a length of string and a tennis ball. Tie the cat at the neck of the dog and throw the ball as far as you can...
Also you can take a wood stick if the dog prefer that.

[maggiesboy]

cats would be at the shelter as soon as I caught them for sure.

[smvorndran]

Your ex probably told the cats to do that on there way out.

smvorndran

[Dirtcrasher]

LOL!! You guys are some funny chits!!

[chavo80]

damn those puzzys to hell>i like the idea of tying them both together and throwing the over a clothes line>lol!

[The Goat]

dig a hole, bury them alive with just the head showing...run them over with a lawn mower. the end.

[factoryX]

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[SeaBass8]

Oh man sorry to hear that. Hopefully the parts clean up for ya.

A dog would deffinetly never piss on there owners stuff.

Cats are just nasty critters imo.

[Brockey]

Well I have a good cat. But Dogs are where I have had trouble. Dogs will piss anywhere. Now trained dogs are not bad, but they still like to piss on trees, tires, etc.. Go and shine up the rubber on the car and a dog comes by and pisses on it. Puppies are mostly what I've had and those bastards with piss and *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* anywhere. Besides my husky I dont like dogs much.

[clutchcargo]

Maybe the cats like Yamaha's.

[TravEX]

I don't have much use for cats either. My wife only has 1 (OUTSIDE), and somehow the turd got shut up in my camper for a week, and used the bed and my sleeping bag from deer camp for a place to piss!

If he wasn't such a good mole killer and squirrel killer, he would be 10-7!!!!!!!!!

[Russell 350X]

Ya know, cats make a awsome 500yrd target with a .50BMG:lol: :lol:



Seriously, they do.:D

[Tryzeedudeman]

That deffinately sucks about the parts. Hopefully you can bring them back to new condition. You should probably start working on your pussy control!

:) :) :) :0 :)

[brettsky43]

Honda parts and Toilet Cleaning Instructions :
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add
1/8 cup of pet shampoo and 1 full cup "Simple Green" to the water in the bowl along with your soiled and stinky Honda Parts.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while
you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a "power-wash" and rinse", and imparts a new found respect for Honda parts towards your feline friend.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the
bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where it will dry itself off.
9. The commode, your previously soiled Honda parts and the cat will be all sparkliing clean.

[TrailerRider]

Well I feel your pain man. My 1968 Chevy 50th C20 had orignal chrome rims, there was a key word in there "had". The little bastards pee'd on my rims. NOT MY CATS EITHER, neighbors wild ones they keep feeding. Now the rims have rust spots all over them. What I would do is catch the little .. and go to your ex's and tell them you want he money for the parts you have lost due to their cats mis behavior. I would show you have the clean litter box and such and demand repayment for the parts. Sure it won't replace the parts that are no longer made but it will surely help out in the finding and buying phase. If not box'em up and ship'em to me. My dog "Zen" will have fun with them.

I do remeber one time though when we first got "Zen" he did not seem to care for cats but I was unsure how he would react if he actually cornered one. Well one day in the back yard he did and the dumb *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited* cat ran to the fence and stood there. Well long story short I had to grab "Zen" off the cat. And just to prove how useless a cat is IMO the cat never ran away. I actually got my shovel out and picked up the ass end and made it leave the yard. I think that cat had a death wish? Oh and if your wondering the cat was fine. Just to stupid to know when to give up..

[NOS_350X]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Be nice, I've got a Clydesdale horse that likes to stomp on Tri-Z's :naughty:


At least that comparison its equal HP

[Bryan Raffa]

sorry couldnt help it:lol: :lol: Meowyammie!!!:D