Best Drinking Stories

[cody2]

:beer Im sure everyone has some good liquor related stories to share, could give me a good laugh! :beer

[nate b]

Dude, I got stories that would blow your mind, could probably talk for hours, gave er up almost 7 years ago. Sure do miss it

[longbedGTs]

My only story is from when me, my neighbor, and a chick he knew from Huddle House went driving the back dirt roads. We stopped to take a leak, and after I was done, I tried to get back in the car. I couldnt get back in, so I told him to stop moving the car. Turns out that he was still outside pissing. Yeah, I was toasted. Best part is? I only had 3 beers! I have a really low tolerance for alcohol, so I dont have to spend a fortune to get wasted! :beer

[SYKO]

Ok well.. mine is kinda funny but mostly not..... of course this was done all underage (15), I allready had the nickname of SYKO. no wait I was 16 at the time. There was a group of us in school nicknamed the LENNOX BOYS, I technicaly wasnt from lennox but I was there all the time anyway, we where the crazy outcasts of the school, me of course being part of the top teir of the nutjobs you can say...

Ok that said, we used to have parties on one guys farm land in the woods called FIRE PARTYS the weak needed not to apply or dare show up, I had sucessfully downed a large amount of vodka, and afet getting into a decent fist fight with a freind of mine ( it was consentual) I started to do what some would say was over the top crazy, see my freinds dad also was a crop duster so... he had his own little air port and ALOT of AVGAS!! (see where the fire parties name comes from) .

Well I started dippin beer bottels in the five gallon buckes of av gas we had out there drinking (just putting it in my mouth) and holding a lighter to my mouth and sucessfully blowing out 20ft flames from my mouth! well I caught a truck on fire and started scaring even the hardcore guys out there. So they managed to calm me down and chill so I did.. (mind you all this time I had been wiping the AVGASS all over my pants that night) so as I was walking by the fire (here where the story changes from points of view, some say I jumped into the fire, wich I was known to do as well)

Needless to say the av gas reached critical heat point, and I BLEW UP! I now knew I was on fire and SERIOUSLY ON FIRE, at one point I actually saw the skin of my legs split and the blood boil out! stop drop and roll on helped in spreading the fire more, finnaly in a alst ditch effort I knew of a large puddle near the entrance I jumped in dowsing the flames. Everyone freaked some took off running, thinking I was dead, a few freinds loaded me up into a truck and took me to the hanger, there we could asses my damage....

Well I was hurt and BAD, they decided to rush me to the hospital, on the way I passed out, I later awoke in intensive care, 80% of my legs were 2nd and 3rd dree burns, parts of my pants were melted all the way into my muscels!. It took 12 months of physical thearopy and alot of other help to get me going again, I still bare the scars from it and I dont have much of any fealing in my legs. After I got better, I still partied but everyone kept me away from vodka and fires, but I still liked to fight! lol. Now.. I dont drink but very rarely and even then its only 1 or 2 corona, on a side note, becouse of the accident, the medical steroids I was taking I went in at 180 at 2 weeks in I was at 140 and when I left I was at 220 thats one reason why im a gorilla, and also from the steriods I only have 50% of my liver left.


food for thought.

[smokinwrench]

Right after I got out of Votech I went back for a party a few weeks later at my old trailer, my old roomates. We partied hard for hours and hours. Sometime later maybe 5am I'm told by a guy that went up to party with me that I woke up from being passed out on the living room floor, he was laying on the couch watching tv with some chick. He said I got up and took down my pants and pissed right on the couch where their heads were, he said he was hallering at me the entire time. He said I got done zipped up and sit down on the middle of the couch and started snoring. Ever since that day it has been known as the european trip. I was so drunk that night my girlfriend done some good stuff to me and I dont even remember it.

I have tons of stories like that but that one always makes me laugh.

[The Goat]

I had a girl living with me about 1 week after I met her, one night she brings home a fifth of crown, 2 large strawberry daquiris, a 12 pack of miller high life, and a 12 pack of purple haze. Got me drunk, and completely took advantage of me.

And therein lies the difference between men and woman, I got raped and it was just a funny ass story. lol.

another one would be, I bought this bottle of Vampyre vodka. It's supposed to look entirely like blood. well a few of us started drinking it at about 4 am after new years, all is fine, until the first person hurls. cause it looks like straight blood, so everyone starts freaking out and throwing up. and the guys mom who's party it was at comes outside to see like 14 people hurling what appears to be blood, all over her driveway.

[brapp]

i vaugley rember skidding acrost the concrete on my face at trikefest 07 with a chair in my hand but i wasnt in any condition to rember how it happened lol. anyoen rember that story?

[evand]

one time me and some of my good budies were out in the back woods drinking some beers and decided it was time to head to our friends lake house, we head up there in the IH get there and keep drinking some one decides they want to go swiming so we all head down to the lake and then it came to mind that no one has bathing suits. so nex thing i know im bare ass jumping into the lake with a bunch of my budies and there gf's so we all swim and laugh till we cant breath get out and relize were wet and our clothes are dry. so we head to the fire and hang around till we dry off, then we pilled back into the IH and went to the local dinner.


some of our friends called us gay and fags and crazy and dumb, i called us drunk:beer

[Kintore]

I got caught singing to gwen stefani and dancing with a blow up doll at TF!

[DixiePlowboy]

I have over a hundred stories of things I've done while torqued up. Only problem is, most of them come from the people that were with me cause I don't remember most of them.

[Yamahauler]

I was just leaving a hotel party.
As we walked to the lobby, we walked across the pool balcony, Im a *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**E dited* when i drink, so a simple dare from a friend got me to jump into the pool....immidiatly after surfacing from my cannonball, I hear "HEY!!!"......ohh s&%t security!!..I managed to get out of the pool, and headed for the hallway.

I decided to take an exit door to outside, which was a very very bad idea..

This was the middle of february, -25 outside....
I was too far now to get caught, and i kept running, by this time, my buddies were outside the building looking for me, they seen me being chased and there was steam pluming off my body:lol:

I ended up getting away, but i didnt want to go back to the hotel to get a ride or i would be caught, so i walked, bad idea.....I was outside for 45 minutes, tryign to make it home.

When they finally found me, I was walking down the middle of a busy street, i could barely breathe, and all my clothes were frozen solid.

its a damn good thing they found me walking though, because nobody else seemed to want to give a drunk icy guy a ride home!

[The Goat]

lol...that's when you look at that security guard and say...OWNED.

[Tri-ZNate]

I got caught singing to gwen stefani and dancing with a blow up doll at TF!

And I made the videos and took the pics of you playin with the doll;) shens. I have alot of blackmail from that night shens

I do recall devising a plan with brapp and Billy to put ronnie's tri-z on the roof of the house at TF'07 at 4:00a.m.. Honestly if we didnt think ronnie would skin us alive, it would have been done shens

[night4creeper]

This one time.... at Band Camp......wait....I don't remember............

[Tecate250]

Well I wasnt much of a drinker, more of a smoker.:D My tecate was down and a friend of mine had a big red and a 300 honda 4x4 and a can am 250 dirt bike.I was driving the red with my other buddy who blew up his red 2 times. We all go down to the Gravel pit and having a few drinks. Then the guy who owned the bikes says to my passanger that he can take his bike for a drive. :crazy: I said he is going to beat your bike for redempshion "spelling" from his blowing up. Thinking it was his. Well he said he is not going to be any harder on it then me. Shore enough he drove it off a 2 foot high back right into a concrete block about 1 foot high. Seen the whole thing. Drove it over to use like Man that block came out of no where. He was on shine too.:D :crazy: Bent the tripples, forks. And I had to drive it home with his drunken ass on the back.

[cody2]

Drinking is what actually happened to my old quadracer. Me and a few freinds were hanging around a pit and i had brought the suzuki over there as transportation promising myself not to ride it, i downed 2 pints of vodka and passed out i guess, i dont have very much memory of the whole night but i guess from the stories my freinds said i attempted to catwalk the suzuki and fell off the back while the bike, due to a throttle / carb problem kept going and went off the side of the pit dropped about 10 feet and wrecked then we all attempted to walk home and ended up falling alseep in a buddy's yard, miss those days

[super90]

Last thing I remember is when a few friends and I were drinking out in a big field and we wanted to ride something, but one of the sober friends took all the keys. so we went and took one of my friends little 8hp mower with a straight pipe out into the middle of the woods and got it stuck in a swamp. only think I remember then is waking up in middle of the woods somewhere and a guy on a sportsman 500 coming by and asking what we were doing. lol

[threewheelin-feelin]

i got drunk one time at a mudding event and took one of my 200s's thrue a mud hole that trucks on 44's couldnt make it thrue.... lmao i made it a quarter of the way and that was it...we jerked on it for an hour with a strap and a mazda b2000 and finally got it out i was so cold and pissed afterwards but we had fun lol

[Tri-Z 250]

OK this was back when I was just 21 and my friends sister was having a party for her college freshman friends. They had a super big house and a true party basement big screen n-all. I was hitting on these two broads playin pool. I mentioned we rented some flicks and asked if they'd join me on the couch. Sure, they replied ( kinda artsy chicks ) while each took a spot on either side of me. It was late fall and the basement was kinda cold. I found a blanket to cover all of us. Still flirting through the movie the I had put my hands down between each of their legs....Not to long after each had to adjust their seating and pants ect to a degree. Well to make a long story short I ended up getting slapped by both of them! It turns out the one on the right was a true screamer...they were both squirming around but the gasping moan form righty(dead give away) made lefty super pissed( called me a PIG). I couldn't convince them to join me upstairs and I killed the end of the movie for the rest of the 15 people watching the movie. I proceeded to take my sticky fingers to the bar and laugh the whole night wasted and alone in the end.:beer I love Hiram College girls!

[super90]

Yeah drinking and driving is real fun until you end up impaled by a tree. :rolleyes:

[Shawn72]

First of all I grew up in a tiny town in the midwest. Me and a buddy snuck up and took a police truck for a spin around town while . When they caught us the only punishment was having to buy the cop a case of beer.. I just love those corrupt policemen from small towns