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leokendall
10-08-2008, 11:16 AM
I knows it have been posted before but i just had to post it again.
winter is just aroud the corner,

Santa Claus Is Comin' On A Trike

Santa Claus is comin on a trike
To bring us all our gifts on Christmas night
The reindeers wouldn't go cause we didn't get no snow
And santa clause is comin on a trike.

He asked Dick Nolan for Aunth Martha's sheep
Old Dick said he gave it to the RCMP
And to take her back again just wouldn't be right
So santa clause is comin on a trike

Instead of reindeers you'll see santa's head
And you'll hear the bells aringin on big red
He asked me if i'd loan him my old bike
But I told him he'd be safer on a trike

When Christmas comes around again next year
If we gets lots of snow he'll be riden his reindeer
You'll see him on your rooftop christmas night
But this year santa's comin on a trike.

Jonpin
10-09-2008, 03:45 AM
LOL thats awsome !!!! never seen that one befor "and you hear the bells aringin on bigred" :) just got me in the christmas mood

leokendall
10-09-2008, 07:09 AM
Its an actualy song back here in newfie land,

Jonpin
10-09-2008, 01:01 PM
Its an actualy song back here in newfie land,

yea there wher parts that made no sence to me names i never herd of and i looked them up

leokendall
10-09-2008, 01:13 PM
He asked Dick Nolan for Aunth Martha's sheep
Old Dick said he gave it to the RCMP
And to take her back again just wouldn't be right
So santa clause is comin on a trike


falls into another song

Come gather all around me and I'll sing to you a tale,
About the boys in Carmenville who almost went to jail.
It happened on a November's night when all hands were asleep,
We crept up over Joe Tulk's hill and stole Aunt Martha's sheep.

Now if you pay attention I know I'll make you laugh,
They never went to steal the sheep, they went to steal the calf.
The old cow she got angry 'cause they woke her from her sleep,
We couldn't take any chances so we had to steal the sheep.

We caught the wooly animal and dragged her from her pen,
She sais good-bye to the little lamb she'd never see again.
She knew that those dark strangers soon would take her life,
In less than half an hour she felt that dreadful knife.

Aunt Martha she got angry when she heard about the loss,
She said she'd catch the robbers no matter what the cost.
Next morning just at sunrise she to the office went,
And to the R.C.M.P. a telegram she sent.

The Mountie got the message and started in to read,
This is from Aunt Martha telling an awful deed.
Last night my sheep was stolen by whom I cannot tell,
I'd like for you to catch them and take them off to jail.

Just a short time later about twelve o'clock that night,
We had the sheep a-cooking and everyone feeling tight.
The smell of mutton and onions no man could ask for more,
We were chug-luggin' Dominion when a Mountie walked in the door.

Said sorry boys, your party I really don't mean to wreck.
I smelled the meat a-cookin' and I had to come in and check.
You see the sheep was stolen and the thief is on the loose.
I said come right in and join us, sir, we're having a piece of moose.

He said thanks a lot and he sat right down and I gave him a piece of the sheep.
This is the finest piece of moose I knows I ever eat.
About two o'clock in the morning he bid us all good-day,
If we get any clues on the sheep, sir, we'll phone you right away.

He said thanks a lot, you're a darn fine bunch, and your promise I know you'll keep.
And if everyone was as as good as you she wouldn't have lost her sheep.
After he left we had the piece we had in the oven to roast,
We might have stole the sheep, boys, but the Mountie ate the most.

The Goat
10-09-2008, 04:11 PM
there was a another christmas song someone made up about santa coming a 350x...that thing was classic.

Jonpin
10-09-2008, 04:13 PM
there was a another christmas song someone made up about santa coming a 350x...that thing was classic.

ahh dammit i want to hear "or read rather" that one too

Custom200
10-09-2008, 04:36 PM
Ha thats awsome. Cool to see more newfies on here though. I doubt many members heard aunt marthas sheep before

Yamada
10-09-2008, 05:23 PM
there was a another christmas song someone made up about santa coming a 350x...that thing was classic.

Here you go 350x junky
http://www.3wheelerworldforums.com/showthread.php?t=76730&highlight=christmas+350x

keister
12-22-2014, 12:51 PM
Bump. Merry Christmas everyone!!!!