3ww Company memo to all employees...

[Howdy]

TO ALL EMPLOYEES:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases,
our prices would have to increase by about 10%.


But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal
state of the economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees
instead.

This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here
and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.


So, this is what I did.

I walked through our parking lot and found six
Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will be the ones to let go.

I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change;

I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual TF Gathering.

lmao

[AutoXer]

hahahaha I love it!!!!!

[Macs]

You are on a roll tonight

[Howdy]

You are on a roll tonight

I found a couple good ones. lol

Here is another.........

What does Obama stand for?


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O - One
B - Big
A - Arse
M - Mistake
A - America

LMAO, Too bad the funniest joke I heard in a while can't be be posted here on the forums.
Howdy

[Macs]

Please pm it

[1985BigRed250ES]

yeah howdy what about a pm?

[Name Brand]

Thanks for keeping so many of us with this awesome organization. No 'change' for me; I will continue to run the same two bumper stickers on my truck.

[Triple B!]

WOW Howdy, thanks Hilarious!! you're on a roll lately, I thought you were being serious for a minute there, :lol:

I too would also like a PM of that other joke, now that you mentioned it, you got me curious.... :wondering

[edog]

That has been re worded.

[JohnR.]

This is awesome. According to many of the people here, George Bush has no responsibility for this mess. He got us into Iraq (that has been costing boat loads of money) and under his watch the government allowed all these banks to do whatever the hell they wanted to do for the last 8 years but somehow this country being totally screwed has all been done by one guy who has been in office for 80 days! WOW! That's amazing! :rolleyes:

John

[Howdy]

This is awesome. According to many of the people here, George Bush has no responsibility for this mess. He got us into Iraq (that has been costing boat loads of money) and under his watch the government allowed all these banks to do whatever the hell they wanted to do for the last 8 years but somehow this country being totally screwed has all been done by one guy who has been in office for 80 days! WOW! That's amazing! :rolleyes:

John

I can't say GWB isn't to blame for some of it. But I do know things were put into motion before he took office that started the banking mess. And I know GWB could have done things different to minimize the damage.
As far as Iraq goes: Sadam should have been removed by the first Bush when he invaded Kuwait, but he wasn't and Sadam kept his way of doing things and GWB went in and took him out. yes they probably should / could have done it differently and saved a lot of time, money, and lives.

Obama has already started costing me money. It was him that pushed for the tax hike on smokes to pay for child health care. I feel since I pay for it I should be able to use it, but I am sure I won't be able too for some reason or another. I also know he wants other things that will hurt me and my way of life. So I am not supporting him. Gov needs off my back and out of my pockets. bring on more tea parties. lol

That's all I got to say about that.

To others: I no longer have the other Joke email. Sorry but I don't feel like typing it out either.

Howdy

[JohnR.]

I'm not a big fan of the democrats in general but I can't understand how people can put all this blame on a man that's been running the show for less than 3 months. I quit smoking years ago, if you feel they are too expensive then quit, you'll be better off without them and we'll have you around here longer to boot. The tea parties don't make any sense to me. The middle class is about to get (actually I think already has gotten as of this week) a tax CUT. To me, its yet another case of the middle class doing the dirty work for the rich since the rich are the ones who are going to be hurt by the new taxes while the middle class will get a break. If you want the government off your back for real then you should be voting for Libertarian candidates or a guy like Ron Paul. Remember, the first payout of this bail out was started by George. To me, the whole bail out is BS too. People acted irresponsibly by purchasing houses they couldn't afford, the banks acted irresponsibly by loaning them the money to buy them. I bought a reasonably priced house that I could afford even though it means I commute 90 minutes each way to work every day. I acted responsibly and I'm not getting anything from anyone for it nor should I.

Its just that every president for the past 20 years has spent his arse off so why all of a sudden is there such a stink? It seems to me that the presidents that preceded Obama are getting a free pass.

Like I said, I'm not a fan of either of the big two parties. As long as the American public continues to vote idiots from them into office we deserve whatever we get.

Why did we have to get Sadam out? He posed no threat to us. As a country we need to learn to take of our problems at home first before we go around trying to "fix" the rest of the world. We have hungry veterans living in the streets, we need to take care of people like them before we go worrying about what some psychopath 10000 miles away is doing.

John