what did you screw up when you were younger???

[daniel_250r]

my incident was last year, i had to go to work, but my house was locked, so i waited out side for about an hour. so when i had about 15 minutes left i was so mad i punched the wall and broke 2 of my knuckles, then i beat the back door with a shovel and then kicked it down, right after the door slammed to the ground my dad gets home! oh sh*t. he was really mad and i was out 400 to fix the door i still made it to work on time!

[factoryX]

nice title change...lmao...

[Thorpe]

OMG... What didnt I screw up???

[smokinwrench]

I have messed up all kinds of stuff but I went through arough stretch from 18-20 years old.

It started right before I graduated from highschool. Drinking and fighting all the time, small town cops just sent you home no big deal. Went off to votech and got in a fight and bam jail, after about 10 fights and jail most of the time that got very old. During all of this time I was also drinking a bunch, I hit 2 parked cars, totaled my 88 dodge dakota ( rolled it 5 times and it landed on me) 2 weeks later got my first dui i pled guilty to dui and they dropped the other 16 tickets. About 6 months later got my 2nd dui, I stopped sooner that time, them damn battans hurt to much. Then I got in a few more fights and jail some more. When it all stopped is when the local magistrate judge came down to the John Deere dealer I worked at and had a long talk with me and told me I was gonna get probation at court next week and if I showed back up before probation was over I was gonna due 6 months minimum in prison.

I look back on those times now and realize how stupid I was, I really messed up my life for a few years. Not just the couple I got totally stupid but for years after while everyone forgot aobut all the bad crap. I figured those 2 dui's cost me $40,000 and to be stuck at a crappy job a few extra years while my drivign record got healed up.

[titeline22]

Bryan ,where do I start? ignition on the old mans mower (hot wire job @ 7-8 yrs.old) boy was he pissed, camero twisted like a pretzel,my birthday present4 month old bmx bike that looked like a dirt bike - front and rear shocks- hit by a car- (you still owe me a bmx bike) , my mt. bike that was maybe 2 months old came home from work and both rims bent from jumping s@#*$. s10 totaled ,anther kid ran a light but he was still there for it, lots of my toy growing up ( you still owe my a stretch armstrong that you bit a hole in his leg) my lower front tooth from the swimmimg pool. (which I get reminded every time I brush my teeth. Speaking of pools the shed where the pool pump was ( filled with BB holes)sl 433 yamaha through the ice, sl433 blew a hole through the piston Well thats enough for now I could go on and on and on and well you get the picture . The devil child thats why we use to say he was the milkmans kid.

[lndy650]

a good one in from age 14-17 i would terrorize the streets on a 92 cr500 prett ymuch every friday night woudl get the cops to chase me just for the fun of it.

hell ya! i had a RM500 when i was 14
i used to wreak havoc with that thing

[The Goat]

...I could tell you a story or two about throwing oranges out the window of a moving vehicle....


I will say that about 4 years ago I was driving down the street at night, and this kid is on a bike in front of my car in the middle of the road, riding with his ass in the air and no pants on. He fled down a side street. Wouldn't you know it at 4 am when leaving the party this kid is still out there. I chucked a full water bottle out the window at about 40 and as luck would have it hit the kid in the thigh. Dropped him instantly.

In a three day period, I smashed a deer with my car, went to jail overnight for a ticketable misdemeanor because it was only black cops working that night, and put a camry into a tree. I was stranded at home after that for WEEKS. Ate a lot of ramen, and a lot of MREs.

When I was little, I hacked on this tree with a machete for days trying to take it down...when it finally did fall...it landed right on the hood of the dozer that was clearing the land.

[fabiodriven]

Oh god. I wouldn't even know where to begin.

For three wheeler related stuff, I junked two perfectly fine Tecate frames about a year and a half ago right before I got on the boards here and didn't know what they were worth. I had four and it seemed a bit excessive. Now I feel dumb about it.

[brapp]

THIS JUST IN THIS JUST IN just a few hours ago i decided to break a 84 ford f150 windshield with my faceand forehead aperently you can jump a levi in 4th gear flat out pinne din high range but watchout when you clear 60 foot or so and the frame rails smash the bumper and dig nto the ground your in for a rude stop

[Greiver430x]

My brother and I found a bowling ball in a parking lot somewhere and we threw it outta my car going about 60 and put it through a phone booth it was pretty dramatic lol.

[Bunnyhop]

Rode my motorcycle down the hallway on the last day of school senior year and was arrested shortly after that. Seemed like a great idea at the time.

[brapp]

i rode a kx60 trough the highschool before, relased over 1,000 crickets loos ein school, had 6 guys on banshees and me on the zilla shop up during homecomign footballgame and did 3 hot laps aroudn the track and then went on a hish speed chase trough town lol

[tanks350x]

When I was a kid, I didn't have any money for wheelers or any other motorised toys but, I did have a nice SCHWINN PREDATOR 20' m/x bike. I got sick of looking at the stickers that were on it, and tried to burn them off with an aerosol can and a lighter.. Looked like when I was done

[oldskool83]

age 14ish i destoried what i thought was a junk f150 that belonged to my friends grandpa, turns out it was a working running truck (1988ish) smashed all the glass, head and tail lights and lit it on fire....i just said it wasnt me.

[MudBug]

I beat the windows out of my dad's 95 Sierra when I was 6. the truck was fairly new. I blamed it on the neighbourhoods badasses. blew the engine in my bravo 250 when I was about 11. beat the piss out of one my friends who didnt like my BMX shot out the school bus windows with my .22 , slashed all my friends bike tires when were all in a row. went up a hill on my big red with my buddy on the back, popped a gear and rolled her backwards and it landed right on him and I rolled away without a scratch and my most recent messup, I was towing my friend behind my BR on a GT snowracer and my front wheel broke through the ice, when the trike was stood up on end, my leg had the throttle pinned in 5th gear. with my friend coming behind just as fast on the GT, hit the spinning mudlites and shot about 15 feet in the air, and landing on the ice again, he was beat up pretty bad. HAHA and thats just a taste.