Hell as explained by a chemistry student...

[MyMistress86R]

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

[hang&rattle]

That was good reading!

[racer....X]

too funny he desesrved the A

[Xpress]

Loooollll.

[bigred44]

That was great. Sounds like a smart kid with a good sence of humor. Wonder if its true he really slept with teresa the night before?

[Thorpe]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Loving it....

[dcreel]

I would say he deserved an a+

[muddog]

the prof was probably doubled over laughing

[MagicJames]

Lol, I wish i could remember to write something like that next time i get a shitty question on a final exam.

The only story I have was in a class that my friend was in, there was only 2 people in the class the day before the final, so the Professor wrote on the board

MICHIGAN STATE

(because i'm from michigan and he liked michigan state basketball, as his daughter attended there.)

He pointed to the board and said this is the only answer that will get you an A on the final.

and then erased it off the board and told the 2 kids to go home and be prepared for the final.

then 2 days later the class showed up all 25 of them and the professor handed out 3 pieces of lined paper to each student and told them to write in extensive detail the discussion that they had during the last class.

the 2 students that were there and the rest of the kids failed the final exam.

[brapp]

verry witty kid and a good read too.

[portland250r]

very unique and great student.
why is it sooo harsh.
how do we know which religion is the god.
jesus say's if you believe in god you will go to heaven.
thats proof as i know.
why punish someone who is confused by all the religion when they can be guided and know how to believe in the god....
maybe all the religions are forms of god.
and they all connect.
but other then that i think this was a really good read.