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  1. #16
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    I hate to be the one to let the cat outta the bag, but your Mamma's so damn stupid, If brains were gasoline she couldn’t get a piss ants go-cart half way around an effin' cheerio
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  2. #17
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    fabiodriven is offline Aspiring romance novel cover model, and the Official 3WW slayer of thieves and swindlers. Catch me if you can
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    Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it slows down traffic.
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  3. #18
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    Your momma is so fat she uses the Michelin Man as a tampon!
    Keep on Triking!!!! "I am the NIGHT RIDER!!!"

    RIP Ninja!

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    fabiodriven is offline Aspiring romance novel cover model, and the Official 3WW slayer of thieves and swindlers. Catch me if you can
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    Your mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
    85 Tri-Zinger 60
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    86 ATC250SX
    87 ATC250SX
    02 XR650L conversion
    84 ATC 480R

  5. #20
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    Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
    Keep on Triking!!!! "I am the NIGHT RIDER!!!"

    RIP Ninja!

    Feedback thread: http://www.3wheelerworld.com/showthr...-for-thestud25

    Trike Fest 2011, 2012 Vet!
    Founding member of the Haspin 6ft Bats Club!!

    Trikes Currently Owned:
    87 Big Red 250es
    86 Kawasak KLT110. All documentation, bought from original owner.
    83 Honda 200s
    81 Honda Atc 70
    (4) Suzuki ALT 50's
    Yamaha YT 60

  6. #21
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    Yo momma so fat when she wears red, trikers try to hop on her back!!!
    This is my trike. There are many like it but this one is mine. My trike is my best friend, and it is my life. I must master it as I must master myself. My trike without me is useless. Without my trike, I am useless. I must ride my trike true. My trike and I know that what counts is not the amount of miles we ride, but the time we ride together. My trike is human in it's own ways, therefore I will learn it as my brother. I will learn it's weaknesses, it's strengths, it's parts, and it's soul.

  7. #22
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    Here ya go http://www.3wheelerworld.com/showthr...r+momma+so+fat. That should cover them all!!
    3-85 ATC 70
    86 ATC 250R
    86 WETBIKE
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    2011 KAW SXR800- 35YR EDITION
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  8. #23
    250rs-neva-die is offline At The Back Of The Pack Arm chair racerFirst time rider
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    yo momma is like an s.u.v big, black, and enough room for six construction workers inside!!

  9. #24
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    Yo momma is so ghetto, when she breast feeds kool aid comes out!
    80s......185 atc, Yamaha tri-moto 200, 85 200x with tons of work
    90s......89 Suzuki quad racer 250 (raced 250 A class for 6 years, late 90s.. custom framed 250x with long travel shocks and a built 350x motor.... built Honda 110
    00s...... chomeoly framed 350 RX with all the goodies (thanks to my bro)
    2012.....Replaced the 350x motor for a 444cc YZ426
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  10. #25
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    yo mamma's like a taxi cab 4riders for 1fare

  11. #26
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    yo mommas like a vacume she sucks blows and gets laid in a closet.

    yo mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

    yo mommas entered an ugly contest and they said sorry no proffessionals.


    This is my trike.
    There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    My trike is my best friend.
    It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.
    Without me my trike is useless.
    Without my trike, I am useless.
    I must roost faster than my enemy who is trying to beat me to the finish.
    I must beat him before he beats me.
    Before God I swear this creed.
    My trike and myself are defenders of track.
    We are the masters of keeping quads the losers.
    So be it ... until there is no quad left.

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