I would have strangled it with my bear hands.
See what I did there?
But seriously, bears are freaking horrifying. There was a 500 pound bear captured a few miles from where I live, and they are an extremely rare, and unseen sight 'round these parts.
I would have captured, and saddled that sucker!
This is my trike. There are many like it but this one is mine. My trike is my best friend, and it is my life. I must master it as I must master myself. My trike without me is useless. Without my trike, I am useless. I must ride my trike true. My trike and I know that what counts is not the amount of miles we ride, but the time we ride together. My trike is human in it's own ways, therefore I will learn it as my brother. I will learn it's weaknesses, it's strengths, it's parts, and it's soul.