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    Wife left a note on the fridge....

    "It's not working. I can't take it any more. I'm going to my mom's."

    I opened the fridge.
    The light came on.
    The beer was cold.
    What the hell is she talking about?
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    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

    Liberalism suspends the intellect of its victims, while at the same time tricking them into believing that they're smarter than everyone else.


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    You know how I know I have my wife trained right?









    I bought her a vacuum cleaner, on her birthday, and used her gift certificate to pay 60$ on it. And she's still thanking me.... as she's cleaning the stove.

    PS: that's not a joke.


    Another secret, ever noticed how the men your grandfather's age didn't bluster about but didn't get pushed around by their wives? The trick...keep your damned mouth shut 90% of the time and only overrule your wife's decision 10% of the time. She feels in control and you look wise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Goat View Post
    You know how I know I have my wife trained right?











    I bought her a vacuum cleaner, on her birthday, and used her gift certificate to pay 60$ on it. And she's still thanking me.... as she's cleaning the stove.

    PS: that's not a joke.


    Another secret, ever noticed how the men your grandfather's age didn't bluster about but didn't get pushed around by their wives? The trick...keep your damned mouth shut 90% of the time and only overrule your wife's decision 10% of the time. She feels in control and you look wise.
    You put it all in a nutshell there!! Think before you speak. A few wrong words could cause you severe retaliation!! lol.....
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