http://denver.craigslist.org/rvs/4048085601.html
Are you tired of spending your Saturday nights alone? Are you having a hard time trying to figure out what women look for in a man? Well here's your answer. They look for a man with a God damn 1985 Honda 250R three wheeler. Originally designed for Satan in 1984, this liquid cooled monster will pull wheelies in 4th gear with you on the seat and a chick on the tank. Many people are under the impression that these beasts were outlawed because they were too dangerous. CRAP! They were outlawed because the pregnancy rate in southern California and the mid-west (where most of these were sold) jumped up by 700% from 1984-1986. The government had no choice but to ban the very machine that put these regions at risk of eventual over population. Women are simply unable to resist a man on one of these fire-breathing sex machines! So whether you're a young stud looking to improve your game or and old burn out looking to meet a nice lady and move out of your mom's basement, call/text Jason at .......................
PS- I'm selling this because my wife is now pregnant. Coincidence.....I think not.
Location: Denver
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I got a feeling that bike has love juices all over it 
lol this is the best ad ever
Originally Posted by Howdy
