you must be talking about the UPS hub in Nashvegas Tennessee.
Many a firearm part or Vintage chopper part I have sent or received has completely disappeared in the Brown Triangle down there never to be seen again. The claims lady and I were on a first name basis in `06.
are you all electric, Camexican?
If so, just steal the plug off your dryer or stove while your wife is out....that's what I would do. Then play stupid when she gets home and claims "you should have known better"
That's the speech I got last week for baking

paint jobs in the kitchen oven