Banned off facebook trike site

[barnett468]

So somebody come up with a good chicken F%$Ker joke. That's good stuff!

Here's some more additional Beverly Hillbilly's lyrics from the extended play version.

A young Hillbilly was a huntin fer some food,
then along came a chicken and it new it would be screwed,
and then next day when Dad went to chop its head,
he looked in his bed and he found the chicken dead.

So he warmed it up so that it would not be cold,
and then proceeded to poke that chickens hole,
and when he was done he turned to Jed and said,
hey a chickens not to bad bad when it is dead.

So the moral of the story that really should be told,
is that no chickens bad as long as it is warm,
so stoke that oven and make the fire hot,
cuz I got a chicken that I kinda like a lot.
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[ironchop]

I forgot you lived overseas, greenhuman

Yeah its a slur here and currently in the US anyone southern, redneck, or hillbilly is bashed in the media as the scourge and cause of all racism and oppression because a few thousand people like a certain flag. There's a witch hunt of sorts here. Mostly its by design as our leadership senses we are all on to them so they wanted us to be divided with racism. Their efforts lately to stir it up have been successful and southern rednecks and hillbillies are the whipping boy. The racist enemy.
A lot of us are sick of it and don't nor have ever supported racism, incest, public shootings, hate groups or speech, or bestiality we have been blamed for in the media lately.

I guess context is important

The media has never been kind to Appalachian and sometimes southern culture and while ugly stuff happened at one point in history it is no longer tolerated by us despite popular opinion.

I remember my grandma's aunt lived in Eastern Ky and she would tell us stories about news crews filming them because they were shockingly poor. It upset them that strangers thought of them as a public exhibit in Pity on national TV. They didn't realize how bad off they were because everyone else they knew were poor too. Most of the reason is because self-reliance has always been more important than shiny things for a lot of them so they tend to have interesting junk all about their yards and no indoor plumbing but that's by no means the norm geographically speaking.
Naturally some are very defensive of their culture and people just as other ethnic groups would be.

I don't want to keep crappin on your thread. I did agree the ban was petty.

Find a way to look at this like a badge of courage. You were too mature for a Facebook page and it pissed them off so bad they banned ya. I don't understand the venom either. I ride a Road King and folks always get on me about wearing a helmet and it never pisses me off. I could see it if you said 'what's wrong with you, ?' ....but just a 'No helmet?' isnt disrespectful IMO. I don't understand their reaction either. I think they did you a favor.

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[El Camexican]

Wow! Best thread in a long time, look at the traffic on here!

"Got a $10 head? Buy a $10 helmet" Anyone else on here old enough to remember that ad?

[Mosh]

Wow! Best thread in a long time, look at the traffic on here!

"Got a $10 head? Wear a $10 helmet" Anyone else on here old enough to remember that ad?

All the major tags are involved.
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[onformula1]

Wow! Best thread in a long time, look at the traffic on here!

"Got a $10 head? Buy a $10 helmet" Anyone else on here old enough to remember that ad?

I sure do, Bell Helmets.

[barnett468]

Wow! Best thread in a long time, look at the traffic on here!

Yeah, this rates right up there with some of Fabios previous posts.

"Got a $10 head? Buy a $10 helmet" Anyone else on here old enough to remember that ad?

Yup, I think that ad was out when I worked in the parts department at Norm Reeves Motorcycles around 1975 . . We sold Bell and another popular budget brand . . The budget ones had the sparkles all over and were around $20.00.

Here's Bell's newer twist on that old ad.

[onformula1]

My father always made us wear full gear at all times, no gear, no ride so for me it is just natural.

I have ridden my whole life and have seen many people killed or seriously injured all were not wearing a helmet. (This is just my personal experience)

I have always tried to get people to wear at least a helmet sometimes they listen, sometimes they don't here's a story about one that didn't-

In 1987 our whole riding crew went up to the Coral Pink Sand Dunes in the southern part of Utah for a week of fun, if you never been there it is awesome- great dunes, friendly people and Rangers, pink colored sand with trees, great camp grounds, ETC.

I was riding around with a couple of buddies we had a spotter and everything, I saw a young woman riding a Honda 250SX on a large concave dune on the left side and when she couldn't go any further she would turn around, almost flipping every time. We all rode over and stopped at the bottom, took off the gloves and helmet and waved her over, she was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen in person, Wow!!!

The problem was she couldn't ride well and was only wearing a G-string, bikini top, flip flops and a 35mm camera around her neck. We gave here a cold water and I told her she needs a helmet and some gear and to practice on some smaller dunes, she said that's what my friends tell me, but I want to get a tan and not mess up my hair. Trying to help I told her you don't need a tan and you would look great bald (My attempt to convince) She said thank you very much and took off on the same dune, at some of the dunes there they have large slabs of red rock poking through the sand which is fun if you can ride because on the way down you hit them and jump down the dune.

NOTE********** Do not read on if you have a soft stomach....









She rode up the dune pretty far, bogged down and turned to the right, out of control pointing right toward the first rock slab, she hit it very fast and with a full mid air endo drilled the second rock slab with the trike pushing her in the the rock. I sent a buddy back to the rangers office for help and ran up the dune to help and it all seemed like I was in slow motion, passing parts of trike and camera I finally got there and it was bad, very very bad, blood everywhere I grab her and held her head together the best I could until the Rangers got there in their buggy they put here on a board and brought her down the dune where she was Medi-Vac'd out. The Rangers found me later that day and said she was DOA to the hospital.

Would a full faced helmet and gear saved her?, I don't know, but I would have liked to find out.

Til this day every time I seen a Honda 250SX I think about her...

[Scootertrash]

OK, one last hillbilly joke........

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?
















Pump kin.


Fer what it's worth, there's bad examples of every group of people. I poke fun at all of them equally.

"I won't be wronged, I won't be lied to, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I expect the same in return"

Words to live by right there kids.

[fieldy]

Lyrics by lyricists and no music videos. Wha?

[barnett468]

Lyrics by lyricists and no music videos. Wha?

I wood uf made un butt I had two trade mu banjo fer a chicken so wheeze cood have sum eggs cuz the last un kilt itself.

[barnett468]

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butt Pa's gunna warm the ded un up fur us...

[Scootertrash]

[barnett468]

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Sea mee plaay muh bandjoe wile unkel billy jo bob billy does the krawdad dance.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myhnAZFR1po

[El Camexican]

All the major tags are involved.
Hillbilly
Trike fest
NO Helmet
fecalbook
2 former super trike racers

1 washed up shithead ex moderator

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not washed up

[Mosh]

Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not washed up

I am sure the 23 regular site visitors would disagree with you.