CNN: What to do if you are taken hostage

[Scootertrash]

Well, you can all rest easy now, the libtard media has given you all the info you need to survive if you are in a hostage situation.

"After all, bad guys have the guns. You don't."

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2014/12...rm-mali-hotel/

They forgot these 3 steps:
1. Piss/sh!t your pants
2. Cry like a little girl
3. Know that your death will be used by the Government Media Complex to attack the evil NRA


This might work too:

Terrorist:"Get down and prepare to die infidel!"

Me: "Mr. Terrorist just an FYI, if you kill me my death will not be labeled an act of terror. You see our President
will not allow any act of terrorism on his watch. So as you see it is really a waste of time to kill me.
You would be better served by going after a leftist congress critter or some iberal loon in the press."

[El Camexican]

Sadly this comes to mind...

Toppling Saddam may have opened the door to this crap, but at least he'd have had the balls to call these scumbags what they are.

[sweetip2000]

oh wow thanks I will keep that in mind. Thanks for the survival tip. lol

[Jmoozy27]

They forgot to say 'cup your balls' we don't have tails

[tripledog]

If I am taken hostage taken I am in big trouble. The narrator in the video says to "get down", but I don't even know how to dance.

[Scootertrash]

One thing not in the video:

"Whatever you do, remain calm. It's nothing to lose your head over."

[El Camexican]

He and the rest of his family should be sitting in GUANTANAMO ! You asked who what where ? The head of security of the twin towers on 911 WAS GW`S brother ! ......so we pulled it !

So the buildings needed to fall for the Halliburton ships to sail over? The two jets wouldn't have been enough? I won't deny they went (I saw some chasing the war ships over there), but who planted the explosives? Do you thing Barb made sandwiches so that George Sr,, Jr. Jeb and Marv. could place them on weekends in private?

You're a smart guy, think about it. Someone would have had to have entered offices (maybe even shut down an alarm?) bust the drywall open and perfectly placed a charge AND WIRED IT! before patching the hole and matching the paint perfectly.... on every floor of the building!!!! No dust on the desk tops, no smell of fresh paint, no moved papers on the desks. It would have cost more to do that covertly that the money that could have been gained by doing it.

Oh, yea, then there's the little detail of killing a couple thousand Americans on homeland soil. Hard to talk a poor man into something like that let alone a family that needs nothing more to live better than most without the risk of the electric chair. "Two can keep a secret if one is dead" Your talking about the US Government! They could fu*k up a free lunch and you think they could pull this off?

I remind you that it would have been much easier for Bush to have planted a weapon of mass destruction in Iraq to have justified the whole thing that to have done what you suggest, yet he didn't? Why not? It would have changed the legacy of his Presidency had they found just an ounce of uranium, or a vile of anthrax, but they didn't. For that reason alone I see him as an honest man, not the brightest, but not a killer.

[Bren_downe]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hgrunnLcG9Q

[El Camexican]

I`m gettin ready to leave for Cranksgiving and burn some high priced fuel ! Please don`t ask me to do a book report on 911 .....emkay ? Just choose the video that you prefer and at least consider the possibility . The planes should have been shot down before reaching the towers ! .......and they would have any other day BUT THE SYSTEM WAS DOWN THAT DAY ! (i forget the acronym) Do you think that was a coincidence ? A missile hit the Pentagon !.....they carted one engine out of the wreckage NO fuselage and Rumsfeld belongs in jail along with Chaney ....thats all the time i have Happy Cranksgiving !

Drive safe and be carefull, now that "they" know you're on to them there's no telling what they might try

[dabody69]

Drive safe and be carefully, now that "they" know you're on to them there's no telling what they might try

HaHaHa!! I agree.. the secret is out, stay low and watch your back...

[barnett468]

.
HOW TO AVOID BEING MISTAKEN FOR A TERRORIST

1. Don't get a tan.

2. Don't wear a towel on your head.

3. Don't speak in an undecipherable manner.

4. Don't subscribe to the Al Jazeera channel.

5. Don't spray the children's schoolyard with an Uzi.


That's right folks...don't wear a towel on your head and please don't spray the schoolyard!


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[El Camexican]

.2. Don't wear a towel on your head.

I believe the correct term when worn by an extremist is "Skull Diaper"

[barnett468]

I believe the correct term when worn by an extremist is "Skull Diaper"

.......................... Ala be praised you capitalist swine!

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[atc007]

So the buildings needed to fall for the Halliburton ships to sail over? The two jets wouldn't have been enough? I won't deny they went (I saw some chasing the war ships over there), but who planted the explosives? Do you thing Barb made sandwiches so that George Sr,, Jr. Jeb and Marv. could place them on weekends in private?

You're a smart guy, think about it. Someone would have had to have entered offices (maybe even shut down an alarm?) bust the drywall open and perfectly placed a charge AND WIRED IT! before patching the hole and matching the paint perfectly.... on every floor of the building!!!! No dust on the desk tops, no smell of fresh paint, no moved papers on the desks. It would have cost more to do that covertly that the money that could have been gained by doing it.

Oh, yea, then there's the little detail of killing a couple thousand Americans on homeland soil. Hard to talk a poor man into something like that let alone a family that needs nothing more to live better than most without the risk of the electric chair. "Two can keep a secret if one is dead" Your talking about the US Government! They could fu*k up a free lunch and you think they could pull this off?

I remind you that it would have been much easier for Bush to have planted a weapon of mass destruction in Iraq to have justified the whole thing that to have done what you suggest, yet he didn't? Why not? It would have changed the legacy of his Presidency had they found just an ounce of uranium, or a vile of anthrax, but they didn't. For that reason alone I see him as an honest man, not the brightest, but not a killer.

Their company was in there,I believe, 23 months,everyday prior to 911. And yes, they had tore them apart head to toe according to the movie. Work going on and "maintenance" were the everyday norm.Is what it is. There are no windows in the planes and explosions don't usually occur BEFORE impact. The videos are out there to see,but in the end... The wheels on the bus go round and round,but for how much longer? Holy fawk I sound like Glamy!!

[atc007]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hgrunnLcG9Q

Hadn't seen this. In a nutshell,yes. It's the details behind the quick words that seal the coffin. Ahh well.