Michael Jackson ATC auctioned January 2015

[barnett468]

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.................................. Here it is posing in one of its favorite positions....and he seems pretty happy!


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[barnett468]

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I wonder why does this blue parka that Michael Jackson wore reminds me of Monica Blewinsky's unwashed, stained, blue dress...

...and why this auction description seems a bit odd.

"The coat comes with with a signed Michael Jackson Victory Tour headshot..."

"Sold for: $5,000" . . Please tell me it was washed first.

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[barnett468]

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AUCTION LOT NUMBER 69

DESCRIPTION

This rare item is a section of "pre-owned" personal hygiene paper which has only been used once by Michael Jackson . . It was manufactured by the Charmin Company from the highest quality hand spun Egyptian paper to insure the maximum in softness and comfort . . Each individual piece is embossed with a beautiful Artisan design and double perforated on both ends to insure easy removal . . . It is approximately 3.2 feet in length by 3 inches wide . . The seat and bowl are not included.

This lot includes a personally autographed photo showing Michael actually removing the paper from the dispenser.

The "Winner" must pick up this item in person.


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[hawaiirider]

Lmfao^^^!!!

[Big G]

I knew Andre the Giant rode an ATC, but never thought the King of Pop had it in him. $1875 seems like a steal for that Big Red. Can't tell from the pic but wonder if it's a 200E or 200ES?

[El Camexican]

The first 15 seconds of this song was about riding his trike.

[barnett468]

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AUCTION LOT NUMBER 69 1/2

Below are newly discovered lyrics Michael Jackson wrote for the remake of his number one hit song "I'll Be There", which unfortunately he never completed due to some minor legal issues he had involving underage children.

This lot also includes a personally autographed photo of Michael wearing a pair of his famous gloves.


. . . I'LL BE BARE

You and I must make a pact,

so I can get, my Honda back,

where there is love, I'll be bare.


I'll reach out my hand to you,

touch myself, then touch you too,

where there is love, I'll be bare.


Then I'll expose my gland to you,

so I can soon, be ramming you,

where there's a butt, I've been there.


I just want to protect you,

bend you over, so I can inspect you,

and Ill wear my glove, when I get there.


Oh please don't call the cops on me,

cuz they'll take photos of my weenie,

and if I get caught, I won't care.


.................................................. ............. Why does it burn when I urinate?

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[sweetip2000]

I wonder if he did endos on it with bubbles the monkey as a passenger ?