Merry chistmass fellow wheelers
Merry chistmass fellow wheelers
GOT MUD?:
"Roll on 3"
RIP Ol' Deuce
"Long Live the ATC"Building: ATCr125xRiding: ATC200sx"I am not a mechanic, mechanics get paid for this. I do it because I enjoy it."
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: November 1, 2012
RE: Gala Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.
There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!
A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets.
This gathering is only for employees!
Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time!
Merry Christmas to you and your family,
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: November 2, 20102
RE: Gala Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.
There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.
We will have other types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: November 3, 2012
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name...
I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this?
Somebody?
And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.
REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
To: All Employees
DATE: November 4, 2012
RE: Generic Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.
There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.
Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table.
To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry.
We will have booster seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet.
I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.
There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?
Patty
Company Memo
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Friggin Employees
DATE: November 5, 2012
RE: The Friggin Holiday Party
I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your friggin salad bar, including organic tomatoes.
But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW!
The rest of you friggin weirdoes can kiss my ass. I hope you all have a rotten holiday!
Drive drunk and die,
Thefrom Hell!!!
Company Memo
FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: November 6, 2012
RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum.
In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.
Happy Whatever!
Joan
Soooo true el Cam. And I say that with tongue in cheek. WTF is this world coming too? On positive note, we got an 1" of snap last night so at least it looks like Christmas now. -14C ATM; todays army jeep ride will be chilly.
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Xmas week forecast for BG, KY.....highs in the upper 60s to low 70s....precip = NO
Every once in awhile I start missing snow and then it snows 1/4" and everyone in Kentucky freaks out and wrecks the car. They close schools here for 1/2" of snow.
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I can't believe the country who beat fascist Italy, imperial Japan and Nazi Germany has become so limp. Suffering from low "T"...........everyone believed the immigrant would assimilate. Not only did he not assimilate and put up a Christmas tree.......he teamed up with the atheist and took yours down. Now in sheer terror.......many stores will not say "merry Christmas " in fear of the immigrant. Yet a store like Macy's will gladly take your Christmas C note and send you on your way with "happy winter". Will anyone really take a stand? Probably not. It doesn't surprise me. We are not strong anymore. We revelle in the bravery of Katelyn Jenner coming out and any sign of the American male having a "sack" is quickly doused with a dose of "political correctness". Your grandfather's are turning over in their grave.
Just a rant.
Merry Christmas or happy winter....whatever.
Btw.......my neighbors Jewish and has a fine Christmas display. A few houses down a Chaldean family has a very nice display as well.
I bought those laser light displays you point toward your home. I took it down. Kinda weird.
Nice display Jmoozy
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Thanks knappyfeet, I have the brightest lights on the block. That's because they are the only lights on the block.
Seeing this country the way it is hurts. I truly believe that it's the weak that make the most noise so they get heard. The patriots are tired of talking and want more action. We are witnessing a sick revolution and it's reaching it's vortex. I've said a lot that it will get worse before it gets better. We are due for a purge and the strong will prevail. It won't be pretty but it will be real.
I'm at a point in my life where I have accepted that I will not be surprised. I expect the unexpected, but don't fight pointless battles, Small or large. I don't stare at my phone looking for answers. Instead I look around and study my surroundings. I use to try and raise my kids to be respectful to everyone. Now I have shifted into making them tougher. That's what will make them. That's what will determine our fate... Toughness, resilience, cleverness, trickery... It's the same thing that the country was built on.
"Roll on 3"
RIP Ol' Deuce
"Long Live the ATC"Building: ATCr125xRiding: ATC200sx"I am not a mechanic, mechanics get paid for this. I do it because I enjoy it."
Well seriously here.
What if everytime you walked into a store, you had to hear "hail to hitler" or "pray to Allah " or have a great jihad"?
Or, happy gay day, or whatever gets another person offended?
Or what if Kim Kardashian had a holiday made and you were forced to here about it every place you went for 5 weeks on end, and every commercial was her in it for 6 weeks?
The same people complaining about certain PC traditions and sayings, may not be so receptive to others ideas and beliefs if they were shoved down the other throat.
I had a guy come out to me at a gun show a few weeks ago, with a hotdog he was ready to eat. I was smoking...He asked " is this where the low lifes come to smoke" I said yep , I almost blurted out
"and where the losers come to devour their lips and assholes...have a seat"
Was I offended I was referenced as a low life? Not really. Like I always think, "of course I look like a asshole, from a turd that looks up to me."
Gotta quit crying aboutand tell it like it is...Yall should read up on Xmas though. It is not a christian holiday and never was. And why the wise men were sent looking for tye new born king..Interesting stuff once you take profit and entertainment lies out of the whole thing.
Just saying it looks different to a ton of people, so just say WTF and move on.
Usually the people advocating tolerance, become very intolerant when the shoe goes on the other foot, or against thier agenda.
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Here is where my long useless list of stuff nobody cares about should go...
Proudly NOT a member of
"Team on the Teat"
No not combative at all. I was out there first and he came out to eat his hot dog was NOT a smoker, and referred to me as a low life. He never smoked. Probably the same kind of guy that complained about smoking in restaurants, and now complains people smoke outside...Packing..LOL Okay...Real worried about that...As most of the clowns carrying a gun cant hit the broadside of a barn anyway..Ever sat in a CCW class? When 40% of the people have a hard time answering test questions in true/false fashion, I question their ability to even own a gun let alone use it effectively.
I personally don't care what anyone says or does anymore, but if someone is going to be a smart ass they better be ready to get it back..It would be equal to me complaining you smoke a fat pound of grass everyday, but I don't care, Smoke up Johnny..If everybody just minded their own business, we would all be better off. Let circumstances take care of everything.
Here is where my long useless list of stuff nobody cares about should go...
Proudly NOT a member of
"Team on the Teat"
Yea Mosh, Christmas and organized religion has gotten way off course, but I see it as a tradition brought over to the Americas that once brought out the best in everyone once a year. If anyone can complain it's the native Indians, but they lost a war, so TFB for them. The rest can piss up a Christmas tree if they don't like it.
Society needs tradition to bond and maintain values. I'd rather it be a day celebrating Peace on Earth than a day of that a celebration of 911, or whatever the FK the sand people will eventually legislate when they take over. The people who came over after the tradition started should have assimilated and not be fighting to turn it into a benign day off work and we as pushover parents should have never let it become so commercialized.
Enjoy your smokes while you can, the right to puff will be gone before Christmas is.