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    An email I received. Never realized how much we use it.



    This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is UP .' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv.], [prep], [adj.], [n] or [ v ].


    It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?


    At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP , and why are the officers UP for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss UP) and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car.


    At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.


    To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.


    And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP ..


    We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !


    To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look UP the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.


    If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP , you may wind UP with ( UP to) a hundred or more.


    When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP . When it rains, it soaks UP the earth. When it does not rain for a while, things dry UP . One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now . . . My time is UP !


    Oh. . . One more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?


    U P !


    Did that one crack you UP ?


    Don't screw UP .. Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book . . . Or not . . . it's UP to you.







    Now I'll shut UP !

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    I read that whole thing in George Carlin's monologue voice and tempo.

    Thank you for those memories.

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    At other times, this little word has real special meaning.

    Look UP her dress.

    I'm fed UP.

    Look UP in the sky...it's a bird...it's a plane...it's...


    People stir UP trouble.

    People create/cause trouble.


    Line UP for tickets.

    Get/stand in line for tickets.


    Work UP an appetite.

    Generate an appetite.


    Think UP excuses.

    Think of/create excuses.


    Why do we wake UP?

    Why do we awaken?


    To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

    To wear formal attire is special.


    A drain must be opened UP because it is blocked UP.

    A drain must be cleared because it is blocked.


    We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

    We open a store in the morning and close it at night.


    We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !

    Some people seem to be very confused about how to properly use the word UP in a grammatically correct way.


    When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.

    I say it's getting cloudy.


    When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP.

    I say the sun is appearing.


    When it rains, it soaks UP the earth.

    I thought it just made things wet.


    Oh. . . One more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?

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    ............................................... How bout choke the Chicken then?

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    To get this thread back on track:

    Barnett, Shut the hell up! (And get yourself a woman)

    El, Your thread? I am down with it!
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    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

    Liberalism suspends the intellect of its victims, while at the same time tricking them into believing that they're smarter than everyone else.


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    Had one...but she deflated .

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironchop View Post
    I read that whole thing in George Carlin's monologue voice and tempo.

    Thank you for those memories.

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    So, did I (Before I read your post)

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    So how you mending up El Camexican ? Pick that package up yet ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeswinehart View Post
    So how you mending up El Camexican ? Pick that package up yet ???
    Hey what UP? I drove UP to Houston yesterday. Hope to pick it UP on Wednesday on my way back. When I open it UP I will look you UP and send a PM

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    Racism is cool.

    Snoop's UPside your head, I said snoop's upside your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fabiodriven View Post
    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

    Liberalism suspends the intellect of its victims, while at the same time tricking them into believing that they're smarter than everyone else.


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