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    Quote Originally Posted by tripledog View Post
    Five pages in and still no resolution to the problem. I think you could write a novel and title it "Of mice and El Camexican". Hope you get that sucker soon!
    Stay tuned, I've got my Mom looking for the story I wrote after the last one. She still puts my stuff on the fridge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tripledog View Post
    Five pages in and still no resolution to the problem. I think you could write a novel and title it "Of mice and El Camexican". Hope you get that sucker soon!
    I said it once, i will say it again....You kill me,,,very funny guy, quick wits!
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    tripledog is offline I could be geriatricdog... at my age Got the holeshot
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    You have some bad rats south of the border. North of the border in the mid 1970s, we had an invasion of the Goodrats...

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    This morning I woke up and built an orange picker to clean my tree with. I removed over 100 oranges in less than 90 minutes without stepping on a ladder. I'm not sure if such a thing existed before, but if not, I will sell the design to President Trump so he can employ all the Americans that have been desperately trying to get into that line of work for years.

    I will "negotiate" a deal with Donald to use the proceeds to pay for his wall as that is what Donald does, he "negotiates". It's his one sentence answer to everything he hasn't got an answer for. I can't wait to see how he plans to solve the property value issues that will come up when he deports 12 million people, but lower apartment rental rates should be easily "negotiated" when he's done.

    Say it with me now; alle Hagel die Unterhändler!

    So anyway I think its safe to say that between the fruit bar and the all you can eat dog food buffet I've been running a non-profit Club Med for rats for a while now. For years now I've seen these perforated and half chewed oranges as well as hear rustling in the tree at night and always assumed it was bats (we see them a lot). We also have the odd "tlacuache" (possum) visit. I always figured that's what was eating them.

    The easy food sources are gone, let's see if the baited traps become more appealing.

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    It sucks to get old

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    Ask trump for a small loan of one million dollars to make 'em
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    I guess I could make a rough prototype for a million bucks, but it won't be easy!

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    Let's not be so quick to rule out a family of chupacabra.

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    tripledog is offline I could be geriatricdog... at my age Got the holeshot
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    Those oranges seem to share the Donald's complexion.

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    I think they are roof rats, it's a big problem in Arizona where orange trees are present.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Camexican View Post
    I have a single shot .22 that is legal to own here, but not discharge in the city. Keep in mind this is Mexico, if they come to my house for firing a .22 and find my "real" rat killer I go to jail till my pubs turn white.
    go buy a box of .22 CB caps. Plenty of punch to kill the biggest NY Rat and make equal noise to a pellet gun. I've got a hundred+ squirrels in a residential area with mine. I've got a BB rifle near by in case any libs panic. Can't tell the difference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redsox View Post
    go buy a box of .22 CB caps. Plenty of punch to kill the biggest NY Rat and make equal noise to a pellet gun. I've got a hundred+ squirrels in a residential area with mine. I've got a BB rifle near by in case any libs panic. Can't tell the difference.
    I get caught with just one cap clamped between my butt cheeks crossing the border and it's a life sentence as El Chapo's GF. If I'm going to run that risk it'll be for something a lot bigger The .22 I have that is legal is a round ball and a starter cap. It's illegal to combine the two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Camexican View Post
    I get caught with just one cap clamped between my butt cheeks crossing the border and it's a life sentence as El Chapo's GF. If I'm going to run that risk it'll be for something a lot bigger The .22 I have that is legal is a round ball and a starter cap. It's illegal to combine the two.
    The gun laws in Mexico are incredibly strict, my buddy has told me about them many times.

    You must be one of five people in Mexico to follow them.
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    What about a blow gun ? We make em at work out of 1/2 " conduit , 1 1/4 drywall screw and the tip cut off of a paper drinking cup to fit the 1/2 " pipe . Thread the screw thru the tip of the cup , your good to go . It's no joke , damn things are deadly . About 3 feet of pipe is all you want .

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    No wonder you can't get the little turd, he's all cracked up on Vitamin C and protein from the peanut butter!!
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