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    Tripledog, got a little something for you ;)

    Guy goes to the dentist, having trouble with his partial plate.

    Dentist looks and asks what the guy has been eating.

    Guy says, "I'm addicted to eggs benedict. Can't get enough".

    Dentist says, "Well, there's your problem. Your partial is gold and needs to be chrome".

    "Chrome?", the guy says.

    Dentist says, "Yes. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise".



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    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

    Liberalism suspends the intellect of its victims, while at the same time tricking them into believing that they're smarter than everyone else.


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    A man is reading in his living rom one night, when he hears a knock at the door.
    When he opens the door, there's no there. However, looking down, he sees a snail on the porch.
    He picks up the snail, tosses it out on to the lawn, and goes back to his book.

    Two years later, the man is reading in his living room again, when he hears a knock at the door.
    He opens the door, and again, no one is there. However, on the porch, is the same snail.

    The snail looks up at the man and says, "Hey pal, what was up with that sh!t?"



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    Quote Originally Posted by fabiodriven View Post
    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fabiodriven View Post
    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fabiodriven View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by fabiodriven View Post
    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

    Liberalism suspends the intellect of its victims, while at the same time tricking them into believing that they're smarter than everyone else.


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