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    Corny-ness

    This is all because I'm in a book store with my wife.
    I picked up a Dilbert comic and just now realized how funny it is.

    And for some reason, Dilbert reminds me so much of Doug (Ironchop)
    Probably just for the fact they both pick apart BS statements and reasonings.
    If you know Doug, you know what i mean.

    For some reason, Im getting way more enjoyment out of this than I should be.







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    Quote Originally Posted by fabiodriven View Post
    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

    Liberalism suspends the intellect of its victims, while at the same time tricking them into believing that they're smarter than everyone else.


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    The only thing corny-er than a double tap is sideways pics.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by fabiodriven View Post
    Trick the people into thinking they're enacting their own will and you have willing slaves.

    Liberalism suspends the intellect of its victims, while at the same time tricking them into believing that they're smarter than everyone else.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scootertrash View Post
    How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    Who'd bother? lol

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    Hillary Clinton for POTUS...

    Oh you said Corny, I was thinking Stupid, Crazy, insane... sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripledog View Post
    Why do policemen have bigger balls than firemen?

    They sell more tickets.
    We will take your word on this one, your the expert after all. As you have seen plenty of them over the years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tripledog View Post
    Let's not get teste now...
    Some are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when there held for pleasure are the ones you like best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3 Wheel Drive View Post
    Some are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when there held for pleasure are the ones you like best!
    Hey, I thought you were straight . Now you're goin all "AC/DC" on us now.


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