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    The 3WW never ending story Version 2.0

    Basicly someone says a few lines, leaves it unfinished and then waits for the next person to reply with something funny.


    Once upon a time there lived deep in the woods a little boy who wanted a brand new three-wheeler so much that he invented a new tool that would allow him single handidly to make the most awesome three-wheeler ever without any help from Honda or anyone else. This amazing tool was known as the....left handed screwdriver. The little boy took his left handed screw driver and then....

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    He sold it to some sucker and bought a 1987 Tecate, he raced many newer quads and demolished them one by one. Every body was in awe of the extreme power this machine made. Then the race of his life occured, it was agianst a 1989 LT 500R what happened next might have been a..........
    1986 310R
    1975 F150 4x4
    1975 F250 4x4
    1968 F100 2wd
    2001 Dodge 1500 4x4

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    True david and Goliath story but in the final moments a ATC 250R with a 330 kit flew by both of them and caused him to realize that to conquer all he must get a ATC 500R. He ...
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    woke up from his nightmare to realize his Tri Z was still in the garage. He couldnt wait to go...

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    and buy parts for it because it stayed broke down all the time....so he sold it and bought a 250R roller and a cr500 motor and he.....
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    built a 500r.but he also liked woods riding so he sold it and bought both an 85 350x and an 84 200es big red and rode the 350x in the woods and races and the big red in mud but he bent the rear axle so....
    1985 Honda 350X - a lot of performance stuff, everything but a cam, hope to get one soon
    1984 Honda 200ES
    198? Yamaha YT60 Tri-Zinger
    TrikeFest '04 & '07 Survivor

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    He gave up mud riding and brought his 350X to the local track. He snuck his 4 stroke 350x onto the track through a side trail right after the holeshot and was dead even with all of these new 4 stroke quads, he came up to the double and.......
    Wikipedia "All Terrain Vehicle" Definition excerpt
    Other smaller or lesser known companies, such as Tiger ATV, Franks, and Cagiva, produced racing three wheelers, but in much smaller numbers. Few of these machines are known to exist today and are highly sought by collectors.


    Check out my Tiger 3 wheeler Webpage..my quest for a TIGER MUSEUM started 2004 http://sites.google.com/site/tigerrotax/home

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    he decided that he needed somthin nicer than a bigred so he sold it and with the money he baught a Powroll kit for the 350X and was makin 40 RWHP, but this deemed unreaible and he was cookin throught the woods and the engine started too...................
    1986 310R
    1975 F150 4x4
    1975 F250 4x4
    1968 F100 2wd
    2001 Dodge 1500 4x4

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    ..... Grenade, which put some unexpected metal into his mommy, daddy parts, then .......
    J. Jonny D, --- Quad - Trike relations committee Chairman and all around swell guy.

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    Bill X_R is offline Bill "The Finger" XR oo|oo Arm chair racerJust too addicted
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    He went to the doctor and got patched up so he could go riding some more. Once he came out of the fog he was in from the pain killers. He relized his bike was nothing more than a pile of parts. So he aranged the parts in a way that you could see the Virgin Mary and was able to sell it on egay for 16 thousand dollars...
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    ... with that 16 Grand he bought a new DS650, but finally realised trikes were better because they kept blowing his new quad away. So he sold his DS650 and...

    '85 350X-The Flagship
    Speedo, Chrome HL Guard, Rubber Steps
    DG Chrome Power, 6-Pack Rack, White Bros Skidplate, 400ex Carb

    '85 250ES Big Red-Working in Style
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    '84 250R-Old School Racer Project
    Too many Accessories to List
    '82 200E Big Red-The Tractor
    Rubber Steps, Tripmeter
    '85 250SX-Rider
    Various Accessories

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    ...bought a 250r and a MX track so that he could tell people who were beating him to go away. when somebody come along with a atc650x, which beat his 250r, he didnt know what to do because he was getting beaten by trikes on a trike, he was very confused when suddenly...
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    The little trike fairy appeared out of no where and granted him 3 wishes...

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    His first wish was to complete the first ever " Trike back flip" ,but when he attempted it....
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    his whole front end fell off so he had to do a no handed lander...while balancing on his back wheels. when he finally stopped, he asked the fairy for his 2nd wish, which was to...
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    1981 Honda Atc 124R-Racer project
    2005 Giant STP 1- rollin' on 26's

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