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[3 weelin geezer]

How many of those who believe ever thought of using this thing for some good in the world? How about getting the answers to life's greatest mysteries: where do we come from and where are we going? How about the next revolutionary thing to be invented and I am not talking about some little piece of tin you put in the intake of your car to get better gas milage or some new idea for a cell phone ringtone or some new rotisserie on channel 57. I am talking something big like how to find life on other planets and be able to go there in this lifetime or keep everyone happy to make terrorists go the way of the buggy whip maker. How about where do you physicaly find GOD??? Is GOD black, white or somewhere in between? Is He a She? What difference would it make? Where do socks go when they dissappear in the dryer? Etc., etc. You get the picture, yes?

[Dammit!]

What makes you think people are any smarter in death than they were in life? A dead idiot is still an idiot. Just more dead. Or something.

[3 weelin geezer]

Hmm...you have a point there. I figger if they are a little closer to whatever is next that they might have heard a little secret or can go the boss and ask. I guess it was just a thought. They probably wont tell just to 'feel' important and powerful just like people do in life. It sure beats parlor tricks and **** flying around or out of someones hand or a low REDRUM....REDRUM.... coming from the shadows along with that screeching music of death. Enter a knife wielding cameraman pushing aside the shower curtain to expose (sort of) the naked girl in the shower. And the chicken blood all over the walls.....