Ohh Man.
Once a year, only once. Thank god.![]()
Get out the soap and mix it up.. get out the at least 3 beach towels it takes to semi-dry her out, Take the shirt off.. and the watch, and the phone, and leave all that in the kitchen. Kuz you know ****'s gonna get WET !!!
By this time.. the dog has figured it out, she's hiding some place in the house.. usually under the kitchen table between the chairs with her tail lodged between her legs.
So.. gota resort to blackmail " Hey Sandy !!.. Want a TREAT ! "..![]()
But even that don't do it.. she knows better at this point.... so i chase the thing around the table for a bit and finally get my hands on her.
Now.... not sure how many of you are familiar with " Samoyed's ".. 40 lbs of white hair.. kinda looks like a husky, loves snow.. hates water. They repel water very well.. so it takes for ever to get her soaked down... but once she's wet.. my god man... i bet she weighs double.
Got love the part where you reach over for the soap and they Fly out the tub and run for their lives thru the house all soaped up.. leaving a trail 30 feet long ... 2 treats later she's back in the tub !!![]()
Then is the dredded hair blower... that thing is like god zilla, one wrrrrrrrrr and that's it.. she freaks.... so i let her !. and just chase her around the bathroom for a half hour with it until she's fairly dry.. then i let mother nature take over....
I just got done this horrible job. Glad it's over.. She had a Rrrruf time i tell ya.