The French ........

[Wickedfinger]

No support from France for this impending war eh?. Don't be supprised - If you ask me, were going to battle with the wrong people. We ought to take Frances gift to us, the statue of liberty, fill it with napalm, fly it over the ocean and drop it on those snail eating surender monkeys.

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these

drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by

prostitutes."

----Mark Twain





"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France."

----Author unknown



"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one

behind me."

--- General George S. Patton





"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your

accordion."

--Norman Schwartzkopf





"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

---- Marge Simpson





"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

---Jacques Chirac, President of France







"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

---Rush Limbaugh,







"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is

sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

--- Regis Philbin







"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any

better,

on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in



Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than

sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."

--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)







"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the

1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the



face for it."

---John McCain,U.S. Senator from Arizona







"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he

hatesAmerica, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,

people."

--Conan O'Brien







"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get

Saddam

out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of

France!"

---Jay Leno







"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into

Paris

under a German flag."

--David Letterman

[ATC crazy]

The French are big pansies. :evil: If it wernt for us, their asses would've been kicked by Germany in BOTH World Wars. They think that just because its not happening to them they dont have to worry about it. Bastards :x

[Jeb]

Excellent!

Heard this on the radio the other morning:


"For sale: 1 Authentic French Military Rifle. Never been fired, dropped once."

[ATC crazy]

That joke has been around here for quite a while. Pretty good one though

[Howdy]

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno

I love Jay Leno!!


How true the whole thread actually is.

Howdy

[Ace Mon]

Hey whats the only war the french have ever won ? The French revolution . Why does the french navy have glass bottomed boats ? So they can see the last french navy .

[ATCRYDER]

LMAO

Good Stuff, Tejas!!!

[Mobular]

If it wernt for us, their asses would've been kicked by Germany in BOTH World Wars. T

-Actually, Their asses WERE kicked in both wars! The German armies occupied France during both WWI and II.
-Whrn you say"us", I hope you meant the allied forces.

-Why get all bent over it anyways. Who cares if they side with you or not?

[wanta250r]

I heard something on the news about calling French Fries, Freedom Fries instead..... Does anyone know what thats all about

[HemiChallenger71]

Should I assume Germany has agreed to help us now?

The thing I get the kick out of is that Paris France is built on a swamp. Those people are so stupid. I think they're still cought up in unifying Europe, what a joke that is too.

[wanta250r]

You no you can smell paris 50 miles away. lol

[smokinwrench]

FOR SALE
1 French battle tank 1 forward gear 6 reverse gears.

[J.D.]

I heard something on the news about calling French Fries, Freedom Fries instead..... Does anyone know what thats all about

Back in the early 1900's anything that didn't have an American name, IE french fries, became "Liberty this" or "Freedom that".

[ATCkrazy]

Dont you people have anything better to do then sit around or your asses and mock frenche's???? I gotta go shovle sh!t and cut firewood at the farm, which is at least doing something outside, I dont see how any of you can spend more then 30 minutes in front of a computer, I hate it after half an hour, you al need to get out work more.

[ATCRYDER]

I heard something on the news about calling French Fries, Freedom Fries instead..... Does anyone know what thats all about

Back in the early 1900's anything that didn't have an American name, IE french fries, became "Liberty this" or "Freedom that".

Wrong. Some little restaurant owner in the midwest decided to call french fries "freedom fries" and it got a bit of media attention. Just a poinltess cry for attention if you ask me.....but whatever sells.