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  1. 05-06-2006, 07:39 PM #1
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    Why are there not any night clubs on Venus?
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    Um... why?
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    because theres no oxygen?.... i don't know
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    No clue. Would have been better if you put the answer beneith it in small letters.
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    the atmoshphereic pressure would crush any living thing. Not to mention the surface tempature due to greenhouse gasses is 800f degree's or more.....
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    There's no atmosphere! NYUK NYUK NYUK.
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    not quite.. your answer should have been there is too much atmosphere
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    Quote Originally Posted by the great gazoo
    There's no atmosphere! NYUK NYUK NYUK.
    The joke is on you my friend....... Venus has so much atomosphere that you would instanty die if you were exposed to it. It would shrink an inflated basketball to half it's size...... Though it is the 2nd planet from the sun, it has a hotter surface tempature than mecury (1st) because all the sunlight it recieves is trapped by the extreme amounts of carbon dioxide and carbon monoxide (green house affect). The russians sent 2 probes there built as best as they could possibly be to take the heat, and they didn't even last 50 minutes.....
    This joke would have worked if you had said, the moon, pluto or mercury though.....
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    ...wow. you take your planets alittle too seriously dude..
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    Quote Originally Posted by IrvSLedman
    ...wow. you take your planets alittle too seriously dude..
    I study astronomy and it's just that he is dead wrong...... The complete opposite of correct
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