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    Yo mama is....

    ...so fat, the last time she wore high-heels she struck oil

    Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

    Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock.

    Yo mama's so ugly, when she was a kid they tied a pork chop around her neck so the dog would play with her.

    Yo mama's so fat, she hoola-hooped the super bowl.




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    [20:55] <waterpumper> putting a racing pipe on a Foreman is like putting a high dollar bikini on a 400 pound chick...just because it fits doesn't mean it looks cool

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    edog is offline I'm like an Original Gangsta...but a post whore instead. The day begins with 3WW
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    Your mamma is so fat........

    She has her own area code.

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    Your mama so fat... when she gets road rage she flips a chicken finger!

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    yo mamma so fat...the doctors diagnosed her with a skin eating disease and gave her ten years to live.
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    Yo momma so fat, I had to take plane 3 trains and a bus just to get on the bitches good side!

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    i love my momma very much.... now you know that

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    Your mamas teeth are so yellow, when she yawns traffic slows down.
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    Your mama's so black and her teeth are so yellow, when she smiles she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.

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    Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl....
    Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even sneak up on a glass of water...
    We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America and Canada, but nobody has a clue where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Should the Department of Agriculture be put in charge of immigration??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 82300R
    your mamma's are so fat, they make the people i seen on 3ww look like midgets!
    Your mama's is so FAT, when you were a child she ate your chicken pox!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82300R
    your mama's are so FAT,when someone yelled haul *Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited**Edited*, she had to make three trips!

    I was just gunna say the same thing!


    Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red shirt all the kids come runnin' and yell "KOOL AID! KOOL AID!".....

    Your mama so black that when she attended night school, they counted her absent.

    Yo mama so fat when she stands on a scale it says "to be continued"

    Yo mama so fat, she sat on a Nintendo 64 and made 4 game boys...
    [20:55] <waterpumper> putting a racing pipe on a Foreman is like putting a high dollar bikini on a 400 pound chick...just because it fits doesn't mean it looks cool

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    You mama so fat its easier to climb over her that walk around her.
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    Your momma's ass is so big, when she sits down she's 3 feet taller.
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    yo mama so fat, fat blasterd is her mini me
    1985 KXT 250
    84 KX cylinder
    sprock racing head
    +2" Miltech swingarm
    frame mounted Rad

    1983 250R
    DG head
    290cc Big Bore
    CT pipe
    85R front end
    +1" Miltech swingarm
    2+2 axle NOS NASA
    18x10x9 Hoosiers

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