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  1. #106
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    my favorite momma joke is a little differnent but still funny

    I'd a been your daddy but the dog beat me up the stairs...
    85 Tecate, 2002 Honda 300EX, 83 & 84 250R, a bunch of honda 4 strokes from 90 to 200cc, a klt 110, ytm 200, polaris 250 cyclone, '05 Roketa 125 (cheap chinese pitbike to beat on), '69 Scrambler 6x6, and a 52 John Deere B (hey its a rowcrop narrow front, that counts right? )
    Trike Fest 06 and 07 Survivor, hoping to make it to 2010

  2. #107
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    why bring this up?


    your momma is so fat, that she filled the bath tub and then turned on the water.

    your momma is so fat, I ran around the house and saw her butt in every window.

    your momma is so fat, that the only movie she could play a role in, is starwars as a stunt double of the death star. atleast she got the part twice.

    your momma is so fat, her belt size is the equator.

  3. #108
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    you don't have a mom, my dad and I share yours! :
    Charlie Don't Trike

    85' ATC 350X
    85' ATC 250SX
    85' YTM 225DX (sweetie)
    84' ATC 200 auto X
    85' ATC 70
    85' YT 60


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  4. #109
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    300rman is offline My other user 3WW ID was Nitebiker07. Teaching quads a lesson
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    yo momma's so slutty, she dont charge, shes just glad to have something warm in her stomach.

  5. #110
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    keep my mom out of this, and I'll keep this out of your mom
    Charlie Don't Trike

    85' ATC 350X
    85' ATC 250SX
    85' YTM 225DX (sweetie)
    84' ATC 200 auto X
    85' ATC 70
    85' YT 60


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  6. #111
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    time to bring out the chasity belt out of the closet...

  7. #112
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    Your Momma is like a Taxi Cab...4 Riders for 1 Fare

  8. #113
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    not an original by me but,, Your momma so ugly, they renamed HALLOWEEN, YO-MAMMA-WEEN
    My rides, 1985 ATC 350X, With legit Lamborghini Countach paint,2003 Harley Davidson FXDL Dyna Low Rider,customised the way I like it! 1997 GMC Sierra is gone, primary mode of transportation, 2008 Toyota Yaris!

    Check out my build thread of my 350X
    http://www.3wheelerworld.com/showthread.php?95389-Tank-s-1985-350X-build-is-FINALLY-all-done!-)
    Screw giving away the Harley, It's payed for!!

  9. #114
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    Yo mommas like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn!
    yo momma is so fat her she sweats chocolate syrup!
    yo moma so stupid she told me to start this thread back up!

  10. #115
    fatcat is offline At The Back Of The Pack Arm chair racerFirst time rider
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    yo mommas like wal-mart open 24-7
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    MINT 1986 bw 200


  11. #116
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    yo mama don't need a tube to go tubing.
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    06 Rancher ES
    95 Ford F150 4X4
    2000 Ford Explorer Sport

  12. #117
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    Shawn72 is offline At The Back Of The Pack Arm chair racerAt the back of the pack
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    Yo mama so fat....I tried to swerve around her and ran out of gas.
    It's a celebration bitches!!!

  13. #118
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    piroguedog is offline At The Back Of The Pack Arm chair racerAt the back of the pack
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    Ya mamma's sooo skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
    1985 ATC 250SX
    1982 TRI-MOTO175
    1986 ATC 200s

  14. #119
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    fabiodriven is offline Aspiring romance novel cover model, and the Official 3WW slayer of thieves and swindlers. Catch me if you can
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    Yo mama's so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her!
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