You know your drunk when....

[gravelord]

you know your drunk when you try to unlock the house door with your cars remote

you know your drunk when you ride a stock XR50 and feel like your going 100

you know your drunk when you drink the can that had your chewing tobacco spit in it instead of the beer

you know you were drunk when you wake up and have panties in your bed that are too big for you to wear

you know you were drunk when you wake up and your car is 3 blocks away

you know you were drunk when your cloths are inside out and you dont know why

you know your drunk when you try to get into your apartment, but a big hairy lady answers the door and asks who you are

you know your drunk when your laying on your lawn holding onto the grass so you dont spin off the earth

you know you were drunk when you wake up and you have a picture of you and big birtha in bed taped to your forehead

you know you were drunk when you wake up in the gravel next to a bar with a empty wallet, and the phone number of a girl named "Stevie"

you know you were drunk when you wake up in some one elses car with puke on the dash

you know your drunk when you hit the panic button on the remote of your car to unlock it, when your parked along the main street of a city at night time with cops around

you know your drunk when you drive your car and you stare at the yellow line on the road and move the car to cordinate with it and think of the game on the board walk where you cant touch the metal rod with the moving metal puzzle or you loose

you know you were drunk when you wake up at the parking lot of your work place in your work cloths and in your lunch box theres left over hot wings and some cheese fries that arent wrapped up

come on guys, post some of your own. "you know your drunk" or "you know you were drunk" jokes!!

[ScottZJ]

Moral of the story, don't drink.

[super90]

You know your drunk when the doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

[VABCH350X]

"you're"

[200xcellent]

you know your a4re drunk tright now when you cat read what you rote hahaha GO BUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOO

[gravelord]

oh come on guys lol... you can do better then that.
you know you are drunk when you sell your trike for a quad

[Jim mac]

you know your drunk when you climb into a full size 4x4 truck bed thinking its your Datsun minitruck, Then you fall flat on your face when you climb out after your wife and friends yell at you you're in the wrong truck. Jim

[Billy Golightly]

You know you were drunk when you wake up the next morning and found out you drove the wrong car home.

[Bryan Raffa]

You know you were drunk when you wake up the next morning and found out you drove the wrong car home.

hey ive done that!!!!

[traxxasx]

you know your drunk when you climb into a full size 4x4 truck bed thinking its your Datsun minitruck, Then you fall flat on your face when you climb out after your wife and friends yell at you you're in the wrong truck. Jim

I thinking yiu kniow this from experience.

[Jim mac]

To tell the truth I stiff armed the ground when I hit, I couldn't figure out why my shoulder hurt so bad when I woke up in the morning. Everyone told me what I did the night before. I got to looking at the truck I climbed into that the darn thing must have had a 6 inch lift kit and 33 inch tires. My old datsun was a 2 wd at stock ride height. Jim

[Andrew]

I know im err uh...You know youre drunk when you cant walk but you can drive better than when your sober,lol

[nate b]

how about when you get home from the bar and have to take a leak. everything is going smooth until your wife starts yelling at you to stop pissing in the laundry basket in the corner of the bedroom.

[ClayW]

Yeah when you piss on the rug in the living room and then later go into the bathroom to take a shiat and you pass out on the toilet til morning. Then when you do get up you fall to the ground becaue your legs are asleep from your elbows being on your knees all night long.

That wasnt me... Buddy Back in school.

[Eric250R]

You know you're drunk when you wake up and find that your friends superglued your socks to your ankles. ( Lmao... we actually did that to a friend of mine a few years back. )